Slowly Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 --- The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a " professional. " Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, " Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? " (Wrong Answer) Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old. Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends. Kcbass "Let It Be!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitefang Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Speaking of elephants... ...what's grey and comes in quarts? Whitefang(NOT the answer!) I started out with NOTHING...and I still have most of it left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.circular.motion.rub.it Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Originally posted by whitefang: Speaking of elephants... ...what's grey and comes in quarts? Whitefang(NOT the answer!)um... elephant juice? peaceys +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ steppin in a rhythm to a kurtis blow/who needs a beat when your feet just go +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc taz Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 HAHAHAH... I plead the fifth! sevenstring.org profile my flickr page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave The Rave Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 A variant of this well-worn joke was oft-told in England of yore: Q. How do you get two elephants in a Mini? A. One in the back seat, one in the front. Q. How do you get two giraffes in a Mini? A. Take the elephants out first, then put one in the front seat and one in the back. Q. How do you get two Whales in a Mini? (First take out the giraffes?) A. No, you drive west on the M4 and over the Severn Bridge!....."to Wales"....geddit? :DTR Cambrian Guitars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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