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The funniest item I ever saw up for bid was Metallica's integrity!

"Meat is the only thing you need beside beer! Big hunks of meat and BEER!!...Lots of freakin' BEER."

"Hey, I'm not Jesus Christ, I can't turn water into wine. The best I can do is turn beer into urine." Zakk Wylde




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This isn't Ebay, but it IS pretty freaky...


My wife told me about a guy was a cannibal, and put out a personal ad on the internet for someone to cannibalize. Apparently, someone who actually wanted to be eaten answered the ad. They met....and the guy got eaten.


I think it was over in Europe. I'd love to see a link to this, if anyone else has heard about it.

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First ever German cannibal.


Mr Meiwes advertised on the internet for a well-built male prepared to be slaughtered and then consumed.


"Slim and blond, that would have been the type", he told the court.


The victim, 43-year-old Bernd-Jurgen Brandes, answered the advert in March 2001.


Mr Meiwes told investigators he took Mr Brandes back to his home in Rotenburg, where Mr Brandes agreed to have his penis cut off, which Mr Meiwes then flambéed and served up to eat together.


Prosecutors say Mr Meiwes then stabbed the victim repeatedly in the neck and dissected the corpse.

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