Chest Rockwell Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Here's a sample and the link: http://www.cenedella.com/images/WORST2/braille.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chest Rockwell Posted March 17, 2004 Author Share Posted March 17, 2004 Whoops! Here's the link: http://www.cenedella.com/stone/archives/000590.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Lozada Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 No "Worst Album Covers" collection may be complete wihtout a Charlie Monttana pic. This asshole is the best example of what a "rock artist" should NOT be: Meet Charlie Monttana http://www.discosdenver.com/Portadas/haragana/charlie_monttana.jpg http://www.discosdenver.com/Portadas/haragana/montta_morfosis.jpg No, he's not famous in Mexico, thanks God, but he has been around for over 25 years... Músico, Productor, Ingeniero, Tecnólogo Senior Product Manager, América Latina y Caribe - PreSonus at Fender Musical Instruments Company Instagram: guslozada Facebook: Lozada - Música y Tecnología www.guslozada.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halljams Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Originally posted by Chest Rockwell: Whoops! Here's the link: http://www.cenedella.com/stone/archives/000590.html Funny shit. Check out SUPERVIBE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mats Olsson. Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 http://franklarosa.com/ThumbnailServlet?image=/vinyl/BigImg/cosby.jpg&width=350&smooth=1 http://franklarosa.com/ThumbnailServlet?image=/vinyl/BigImg/ali.jpg&width=350&smooth=1 http://franklarosa.com/ThumbnailServlet?image=/vinyl/BigImg/merman.jpg&width=350&smooth=1 http://franklarosa.com/ThumbnailServlet?image=/vinyl/BigImg/brass.jpg&width=350&smooth=1 http://franklarosa.com/ThumbnailServlet?image=/vinyl/BigImg/gum.jpg&width=350&smooth=1 http://franklarosa.com/ThumbnailServlet?image=/vinyl/BigImg/moog.jpg&width=350&smooth=1 http://franklarosa.com/ThumbnailServlet?image=/vinyl/BigImg/parakeet.jpg&width=350&smooth=1 http://franklarosa.com/ThumbnailServlet?image=/vinyl/BigImg/polka.jpg&width=350&smooth=1 /Mats http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mats Olsson. Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 http://franklarosa.com/ThumbnailServlet?image=/vinyl/BigImg/vp.jpg&width=350&smooth=1 http://franklarosa.com/ThumbnailServlet?image=/vinyl/BigImg/cooper.jpg&width=350&smooth=1 http://franklarosa.com/ThumbnailServlet?image=/vinyl/BigImg/stoopdown.jpg&width=350&smooth=1 http://franklarosa.com/ThumbnailServlet?image=/vinyl/BigImg/estate.jpg&width=350&smooth=1 http://franklarosa.com/ThumbnailServlet?image=/vinyl/BigImg/nowgen.jpg&width=350&smooth=1 http://franklarosa.com/ThumbnailServlet?image=/vinyl/BigImg/wheeler.jpg&width=350&smooth=1 http://franklarosa.com/ThumbnailServlet?image=/vinyl/BigImg/caiola.jpg&width=350&smooth=1 http://franklarosa.com/ThumbnailServlet?image=/vinyl/BigImg/maewest.jpg&width=350&smooth=1 /Mats http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mats Olsson. Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 http://franklarosa.com/ThumbnailServlet?image=/vinyl/BigImg/wc.jpg&width=350&smooth=1 http://franklarosa.com/ThumbnailServlet?image=/vinyl/BigImg/shatner.jpg&width=350&smooth=1 http://franklarosa.com/ThumbnailServlet?image=/vinyl/BigImg/wired.jpg&width=350&smooth=1 And finally, something from my neck of the woods (Gunnar lives in the area): Front: http://www.sunkit.com/images/artister/gunnar-bunker/front.jpg Back: http://www.sunkit.com/images/artister/gunnar-bunker/back.jpg Sleeve front: http://www.sunkit.com/images/artister/gunnar-bunker/inner-b.jpg Sleeve back: http://www.sunkit.com/images/artister/gunnar-bunker/inner-a.jpg /Mats http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 http://franklarosa.com/ThumbnailServlet?image=/vinyl/BigImg/cooper.jpg&width=350&smooth=1 Actually, this one is quite good. The guy must have been a "Weird Al" of his day...definitely a parody of the Tijuana Brass cover: http://franklarosa.com/ThumbnailServlet?image=/vinyl/BigImg/wc.jpg&width=350&smooth=1 "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitar Geezer Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 http://www.showandtellmusic.com/images/galleries/gallery%20n/louvin.jpg Nuff said Lynn G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abnorm Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Funny album covers, guys. "Stoop down, Baby, let your daddy see!" Ethel Merman Disco? Now I'm starting to get angry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklava Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 http://franklarosa.com/ThumbnailServlet?image=/vinyl/BigImg/wc.jpg&width=350&smooth=1 You kiddin me this one's a classic.I was in love with this girl,she's smokin. The story of life is quicker then the blink of an eye, the story of love is hello, goodbye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shniggens Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf300/f306/f30685xcch3.jpg http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf500/f589/f58952ffor2.jpg Amateur Hack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peake Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 OMG The Village People meet Visage...Beat the crap out of tooth decay...The Price is Right, "scientifically sung by Claudia Wheeler"... Watch out regarding the forum rules with the Kingsley record cover... (He's the guy who gave us "Popcorn"). Give me the ANALOG and no one gets HURT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 That Elton John cover isn't bad. Hey, you can see wacky and tacky album covers by the truckload...just go to your local flea market. What are some of your favorite album covers? Some of mine are Roger Dean's artwork for Yes, among others. "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylver Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Tedster ... Pat Cooper is a comic. Real obnoxious dirty mouth type. Does a lot of casino work. I doubt that album has any music on it. I really don't know what to put here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Originally posted by Sylver: Tedster ... Pat Cooper is a comic. Real obnoxious dirty mouth type. Does a lot of casino work. I doubt that album has any music on it.Well...in a way, that reinforces my suspicion. I would have placed it as a comic parody album...but, comedy had to be in there somewhere. "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Strat Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Originally posted by DARKLAVA: http://franklarosa.com/ThumbnailServlet?image=/vinyl/BigImg/wc.jpg&width=350&smooth=1 You kiddin me this one's a classic.I was in love with this girl,she's smokin. Yep, I bought that album at Goodwill for the cover art alone!! I didn't really like the music, so I might just frame it and put it on the wall. BlueStrat a.k.a. "El Guapo" ...Better fuzz through science... http://geocities.com/teleman28056/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 http://www.showandtellmusic.com/images/galleries/gallery%20n/louvin.jpg Satan has real buck teeth. "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offramp Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 What gets me about most all of these covers is: I always wonder where these people are now. I mean, are the Louvin Brothers signing over their car dealership to their grandsons this year, or did they set themselves on fire when their record sales hit 666 copies? What about the Braillettes? Any of them still alive? And the girl on the cover of the 'Enoch Light" abum, or the Chick Willis LP; do they look back and go "Awjeezopete, I am SO embarrased I did that!!" Another thing I think about is that someone actually saw the proofs of these things and APPROVED THEM for release. Well, except the Braillettes...they probably had to just 'feel' it was okay... I've upped my standards; now, up yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mats Olsson. Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Look here! http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobT Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Originally posted by Mats Olsson.: Look here! The Beatles followed by the Chilli Peppers was priceless! LOL RobT Famous Musical Quotes: "I would rather play Chiquita Banana and have my swimming pool than play Bach and starve" - Xavier Cugat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mats Olsson. Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Here\'s another goodie! /Mats http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mats Olsson. Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 http://www.heavy.com/diesel2/covers/cover57.jpg Classic! http://www.heavy.com/diesel2/covers/cover112.jpg http://www.heavy.com/diesel2/covers/cover167.jpg http://www.heavy.com/diesel2/covers/cover172.jpg /Mats http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duhduh Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 http://www.heavy.com/diesel2/covers/cover15.jpg http://www.heavy.com/diesel2/covers/cover17.jpg http://www.heavy.com/diesel2/covers/cover32.jpg http://www.heavy.com/diesel2/covers/cover46.jpg http://www.heavy.com/diesel2/covers/cover75.jpg "Meat is the only thing you need beside beer! Big hunks of meat and BEER!!...Lots of freakin' BEER." "Hey, I'm not Jesus Christ, I can't turn water into wine. The best I can do is turn beer into urine." Zakk Wylde http://www.hepcnet.net/bbssmilies/super.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15_1_109.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mats Olsson. Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 http://www.heavy.com/diesel2/covers/cover315.jpg http://www.heavy.com/diesel2/covers/cover329.jpg http://www.heavy.com/diesel2/covers/cover338.jpg http://www.heavy.com/diesel2/covers/cover388.jpg /Mats http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraceOfTheWitch Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 I'm amazed no one has mentioned this one yet! http://www.ironmaiden.com/media/images/IID00001728.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super 8 Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Originally posted by Mats Olsson.: Here\'s another goodie! /MatsNO WAY does 'Trout Mask Replica' have any business being included among "shitty album covers". The Doors??? Breakfast In America??? Peter Tosh should get a special exemption JUST for being Peter Tosh! I've always wondered how that Blind Faith album cover EVER got past whoever it had to get past to make it onto the record store shelves. You can get arrested for even thinking about taking pictures of topless twelve year old girls! Even more bizzare...where do you find a twelve year old girl willing to pose for the picture!?!?!? I can just imagine what the boys at her school thought! I guess The Shaggs belong in there. But I always thought that they were 'Bad', in a good way... Jackie Gleason gets a pass because he was apparently cool enough to get Salvador Dali to do his album cover! http://www.heavy.com/diesel2/covers/cover115.jpg Oh, very clever! http://www.heavy.com/diesel2/covers/cover367.jpg This one has GOT to be a joke! http://www.heavy.com/diesel2/covers/cover388.jpg Snoop Dogg's first album cover should have been in there. I don't know why it just came into my mind. It's tough to beat those Gospel singer album covers. Those really deserve a catagory all to themselves. They should have picked on more Heavy Metal albums. Super 8 Hear my stuff here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowfingers Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Originally posted by Super 8: I've always wondered how that Blind Faith album cover EVER got past whoever it had to get past to make it onto the record store shelves. ...where do you find a twelve year old girl willing to pose for the picture!?!?!? I can just imagine what the boys at her school thought! Was that not Ginger Bakers Daughter? that guy is goddamn wierd! Visit my band : www.neonfleacircus.net or www.myspace.com/neonfleacircus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarf Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Originally posted by Super 8: I've always wondered how that Blind Faith album cover EVER got past whoever it had to get past to make it onto the record store shelves. You can get arrested for even thinking about taking pictures of topless twelve year old girls! Even more bizzare...where do you find a twelve year old girl willing to pose for the picture!?!?!? I can just imagine what the boys at her school thought! Here, have a look at this... Blind Faith -- Rob I have the mind of a criminal genius.....I keep it in the freezer next to mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 What's wrong with this one? http://www.heavy.com/diesel2/covers/cover3.jpg "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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