Fendercaster Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Okay, we tried it the other way, let's try this one. I'm pretty much a total catch and release fisherman now, but when I used to clean fish, I really didn't appreciate the smell of their innards. Smells you don't like? My gear: http://fendercaster.freeservers.com/guit3.html If you own two Lexus cars, do you have Lexi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeebus Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Crap. From any mammal, especially human. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Strat Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 The smell of dead things, trash, or raw sewage. I think that just about covers it all. BlueStrat a.k.a. "El Guapo" ...Better fuzz through science... http://geocities.com/teleman28056/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phait Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 -any excrement -FACTORY MILK! We have a milk factory down the road, I remember walking home from work passing that area and you can smell it before you get near it - it smells rotten! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip OKeefe Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Burning hair and flesh. Once you've smelled that, you'll never forget it. And it's as vile a smell as I have ever experienced. Cat crap can also smell pretty bad. Ditto duck crap. There used to be (maybe still is) a duck farm off of the 605 freeway over near Whittier... on a hot summer day, it can be extremely rank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jlampson Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Phil, I used to have to drive by that farm every day from here to my former workplace in Irvine. Nasty! I have to say that, with 5 cats here (none of which, by the way, get into the studio...ever!) the smell of cat urine is one I have come to abhor. What with 4 male cats seeking to gain territory it gets pretty bad. Can't they just have their own room and stick to it? John P.S. And yes, the burning person theory is a horrible thing to witness. ----------- John\'s Songs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaeton Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 ditto on the burning hair and flesh... that's the sort of thing that trespasses on your soul... I could name something else, but i'll let y'all guess at it until someone else brings it up. I'm not saying anything because those whom are afflicted with it cannot help it (or escape it either). Dr. Seuss: The Original White Rapper . WWND? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxTick Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 vomit pee poop garbage dumps, garbage trucks and transfer stations.. anything having to do with trash death (I've smelled it before, please don't make me elaborate) used transmission fluid my refrigerator if I don't clean it out after a month hot asphalt and/or tar 0096 2251 2110 8105 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mats Olsson. Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Incoming bills. Outgoing bills smell great though! /Mats http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jlampson Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Bills with someone else's name on them are one of the sweetest smells of all! ----------- John\'s Songs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faeflora Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 DuPont chemical processing plants. If you live in the Washington Metro area, check out Slave Audio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Well, barf, dead animals, burning flesh and hair (smelled it from an animal control place once that was disposing of euthanized animals), rotten fish, a certain fermented manure smell around organic farms, all that qualifies. Yup. But here's one we can all relate to...that burning smell after your amp goes *FITZ*POP*CRACKLE* FSHHHHhhhhhh...and silence...and that wisp of smoke and that burning electrical smell that lets you know that something is seriously FUBAR'ed. "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salyphus Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Not a very pleasant topic, but I have only two words to say: colostomy bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip OKeefe Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Sal, I would have expected you to say something like "Bunny's gym socks". Tedster. Yup, the smell of gear going up in smoke is always bad - compounded by the psychological aspect of knowing "boy, THAT'S gonna cost me". Good call. Did you fry an amp recently? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Originally posted by Philip O'Keefe: Tedster. Yup, the smell of gear going up in smoke is always bad - compounded by the psychological aspect of knowing "boy, THAT'S gonna cost me". Good call. Did you fry an amp recently? Not recently, but, er, let's say I do have some experience in the matter. "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salyphus Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Originally posted by Philip O'Keefe: Sal, I would have expected you to say something like "Bunny's gym socks". Expect the unexpected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nhcomp45aol.com Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Cigarettes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouizel Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Sugar beet processing centers. Hell, sugar beets themselves. It got so bad when I lived in the thumb area of Michigan that I no longer use beet sugar. I go out of my way to buy cane sugar. ('Cause beet sugar smells faintly of sugar beets. Yee-ick!) **Standard Disclaimer** Ya gotta watch da Ouizel, as he often posts complete and utter BS. In this case however, He just might be right. Eagles may soar, but Ouizels don't get sucked into jet engines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rog Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Cocoa processing plants smell of death. "That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." - Banky Edwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihategarybettman Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 I hate the smell of cigars and I hate the jerks who smoke them in a crowded bar even more. Other horrible smells (besides the ones already mentioned in previous posts) include the NYC subway system in August and my hockey bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouizel Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Yeah, My hockey bag smells bad, too. **Standard Disclaimer** Ya gotta watch da Ouizel, as he often posts complete and utter BS. In this case however, He just might be right. Eagles may soar, but Ouizels don't get sucked into jet engines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botch. Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Hospitals. Those round white styrofoam thingies in church basement urinals. Tobacco smoke when you have a cold. Cornstarch processing plants. Botch "Eccentric language often is symptomatic of peculiar thinking" - George Will www.puddlestone.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antimatter Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 The convenience store clerk that has no vowels in his name that hasn't changed his shirt since Bush took office. On purpose! Or the smell of Brut on a guy trying to cover up similar stench on a body that sees bath water only on leap years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rog951 Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 *The smell of engine coolant and engine oil mixed together once emptied my bank account. That's something you never forget! *Southern Comfort. Hell, just the sight of the bottle makes me squeamish. *My doggie's breath. Holy schnykies! None more black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raymar Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 About ten years ago I got on the Grayhound bus and was minding my own business listening to my Walkman when this very fat woman who was at the back of the bus got up and walked passed me and it smelled like she hadn't washed her crotch in a couple of weeks. God that was a rude awakening! You shouldn't chase after the past or pin your hopes on the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeronyne Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Battle Creek, Michigan. Plymouth, Indiana (about halfway between Chicago and Fort Wayne, IN) There's some sort of livestock crematorium there. Play-Doh. Grease disposal drains in the back of restaurants. Vomit. The pink sawdust used to soak up vomit. Bleach intermingled with various human excretia in the booths at adult bookstores (worked at one for two years). Just about anything that was living at one time after its been sealed in an airtight container for a while, be it chicken soup, a dog, or a mob hit.. That truly is the worst of the worst. "For instance" is not proof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meccajay Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Originally posted by rog951: [QB*Southern Comfort. Hell, just the sight of the bottle makes me squeamish. /QB]Not just smelling Southern Comfort, but smelling southern comfort... when you have a mean ass hangover!! Same with Vomit. Its not the vomit, its what you vomit!! Aroma of regurged Budweiser and pizza anyone? Or your dog vomiting alpo?? How about... -Fish oil -Castor oil(as it goes down your throat) -Burning pile of tires -floating rotten fish corpses you find on those fishing trips w/ Uncle Rupert. -Not to be outdone by bloated floating rotten RAT. -Burning flesh and hair....bah, try smelling burning vats of blood walking thru a hot dog factory. TROLL . . . ish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abnorm Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Cigars. And of course, Mr. Too Much Cologne Wearing Guy. That would be the President of my company. After he walks by my office, the odor lingers and lingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henrysb3 Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Commercial hog farms. Homes with out of control cat populations. Zeronyne's reference to porn shops made me think of the scene in a Cheech and Chong movie when arabic agents followed them into an XXX theatre. One of them sniffs the air and comments: "Hmm, smells like wet camel in here." So, Zeronyne, you might avoid the camel exhibit at the zoo if it's been raining. Henry He not busy being born Is busy dyin'. ...Bob Dylan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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