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OT: I remember when I was 60


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I could still run a marathon twice.

 

The cute girls at Starbucks would flirt.

 

I could still wear the "large" size of t-shirts at Target

 

Staying up until 10:00 pm was normal

 

My wife use to worry about my wandering eyes

 

Afternoon naps were not necessary

 

I did not check out women over 40 yrs old

 

I did not worry if my life insurance was not up to date.

 

Actresses/actors still looked 30

 

I did not have to trim my ear hair.

 

The John Madden 'unibrow' looked unfashionable

 

Having a will was something for worry warts to do

 

An all nighter is not getting up to pee

 

Anything else, fellow old farts and codgers ?

 

 

Why fit in, when you were born to stand out ?

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The cute girls at Starbucks would flirt.

 

I bet they think it's cute that old guys think they're flirting while they're fishing for tips! ;)

 

 

;) us old guys give our fixed income to the cute girl barrista tip jar at Starbux.

 

Its ok to do this when you reach that age :)

Why fit in, when you were born to stand out ?

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Do butt grabs count as fishing for tips? :laugh:

 

Seriously, I'd get them at 60 from women half my age - mostly because of my function as a DJ in a popular club. Somewhere between the ages of 60 and my current age of 69 they went away though... about the same timeframe as when I'd automatically get senior discounts at the theater ;)

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Do butt grabs count as fishing for tips? :laugh:

 

Seriously, I'd get them at 60 from women half my age - mostly because of my function as a DJ in a popular club. Somewhere between the ages of 60 and my current age of 69 they went away though... about the same timeframe as when I'd automatically get senior discounts at the theater ;)

 

its not you

 

The quality of likker at clubs decreased at the same rate as the frequency of butt grabs.

 

I read in the news that SF still has clubs where that is a non issue ;)

 

Why fit in, when you were born to stand out ?

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[70's Songwriter]

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I'll remember turning 60 in 7 years, assuming I have 7 years left...

 

That's good. You won't need the Tony Robbins course of positive remembering ;)

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