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posted by Tedster:

That "scary statue guy" in your photo gallery looks a lot like a Greek theater mask.

He spits water into the fountain in the warm weather season.

 

But Ted, I'm curious: Do the sound files play ok?

 

I know peeps who use Mac are getting the sound files, but I wonder if PC folks are getting them as well.

 

Thanks in advance...and thanks for browsing the site!

Eric Vincent (ASCAP)

www.curvedominant.com

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Looks and sounds good Curve.

 

I'm using a Win2k PC. I'll try my Linux box later.

RobT

 

Famous Musical Quotes: "I would rather play Chiquita Banana and have my swimming pool than play Bach and starve" - Xavier Cugat

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Originally posted by RobT:

Looks and sounds good Curve.

 

I'm using a Win2k PC. I'll try my Linux box later.

Works very nicely with Linux too!

RobT

 

Famous Musical Quotes: "I would rather play Chiquita Banana and have my swimming pool than play Bach and starve" - Xavier Cugat

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Nice site. Did you do it yourself?
Yeah, I did actually. Don't ask me why, or how. It raged out of me in a blind fury.

 

Someone else was originally supposed to do it, but there were some delays and complications and I got all impatient. So I did it myself.

 

Glad everyone likes it, and mad props for all the feedback.

 

Pretty soon I'll add a page called "The Lab" that will have pictures and commentary from recording sessions, soundfiles of session outtakes, etc. Should be fun. Hell, it's already been fun and it's only been up for a day and a half!

Eric Vincent (ASCAP)

www.curvedominant.com

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Hey everybody!

 

My name is Dick Spamalot, a professional musician from Palookaville...

 

I thought I would torture you with some demos of my playing and writing...

 

My main instrument of torture is guitar...

 

I know it's tacky and tasteless for me to do this in this forum, but I think it's the best way for everyone to get to know the real me...

 

I have a web site with nearly 1600 complete demos of my music, but I will narrow it down to several hundred demos to save anyone with absolutely no life time in having to navigate my whole site...

 

You should be able to just click on each link to hear a complete demo (since you're all complete idiots and so new to this internet thingy)...if not:

 

(You'll need Real Patience 8 Basic for much of this, but I'll give you a link to my mp3 page at the bottom of this post, which has an abbreviated selection)

 

Real Patience

 

To get started...

 

Here's a boring/fusion/rock solo of mine from a gig back in 1978 where I trade solos with the kazoo player...

 

Solo 3196

 

I played/recorded a drum solo to which I then played/added a meanderingly pointless guitar solo...

 

Me-myself and I

 

Here's one of many mediocre songs I've written, engineered and produced with my co-witer Fonda Cox

 

Get It Together-STREAMING

 

Get It Together-SPEWING

 

Here's a boring bit of guitar wanking of mine from a gig back in 1995...

 

Wanking Solo 25,371

 

Here's a heavier kind of wanking I did just for kicks...both streaming and spewing

 

Someday My Clue Will Come-STREAMING

 

Someday My Clue Will Come-SPEWING

 

Here's a monotonuous blues solo of mine from a gig back in 1988...

 

Monotonous Blues Solo

 

Here's an excruciatingly bad jazz guitar solo of mine from a gig back in 1991..

 

Excruciating Jazz Solo 13

 

Here are some bloody awful compositions of mine from my web site:

(I sequenced all the instruments - genius!)... no guitar on these (thank God)...

 

Bloody Awful Composition 2

 

Bloody Fucking Awful Composition 1

 

Really Bloody Fucking Awful Composition 3

 

Here's a dated and irrelevant solo guitar arrangement of mine recorded during performance to an empty dive bar back in May 2001...

 

Irrelevant Guitar Piece

 

Here's a pseudo-hip-trendy-genre-of-your-choice project I'm working on with a keyboardist friend of mine, Jack Ballzoff...Jack: all keyboards; Me: wanking, sucking, boring, drum loop noodling, butchering/hacking...

 

Pseudo-Hip-Trendy-Genre-Of-Your-Choice Project

 

Here\'s a Stripper Bar Show Soundtrack ...I performed the entire thing on my Korg Karma keyboard into ProTools, scoring it to the video file provided by the Porn Company (in between wanking sessions, but those are the perks!)...

 

Buttcheeks of the Universe

 

Well, that's way too much, but, when you suck as much as I do, too much is never enough, right??!!!

 

Thanks for not puking! (???)

 

Please visit my gratuitiously narcissistic site to get tortured more and learn more about me and how clueless and pathetic my music (if you dare call it that) is...

 

http://www.dickspamalotmusic.com

 

Peace (if you can find some, and if you have to subject yourself to my music in a search for some, well...I wish you luck, with great trepidation).

 

Dick Spamalot

 

MY MP3 (Mutherfucking Pathetic to the 3rd power) PAGE

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posted by Jotown:

Nice site Curve, Keep up the good work, and remember that story I told you that you hung on your wall.

Same as it ever was my friend.

Hang in there.

I remember, Jo, but thanks for reminding me.

 

You were right then, and you're still right. They always have a million excuses for saying "No."

 

I hate that word.

Eric Vincent (ASCAP)

www.curvedominant.com

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