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Originally posted by Mark Zeger:

"Writing about music is like dancing about architecture." Attributed to Elvis Costello (the author of many clever phrases) from a Musician magazine interview with Timothy White.

I've heard this quote attibuted to Laurie Anderson too. While searching the net for the answer I found that Steve Martin is listed as saying

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture
Who said it first??
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Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

Martin Mull

 

Why was I born with such contemporaries?

Oscar Wilde

 

If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.

Albert Einstein

 

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it.

Henry David Thoreau

 

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than exposure.

Helen Keller

 

The highest result of education is tolerance.

Helen Keller, 'Optimism,' 1903

 

Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings.

Helen Keller, My Religion, 1927

 

Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature.... Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.

Helen Keller, The Open Door (1957)

 

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

Woody Allen

 

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Douglas Adams

 

It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear.

Douglas Adams

 

The more laws and order are made prominent,

The more thieves and robbers there will be.

Lao-tzu, The Way of Lao-tzu

 

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

Mark Twain

 

Divide and rule, a sound motto. Unite and lead, a better one.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

 

Your very silence shows you agree.

Euripides

 

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

William Shakespeare, "All's Well that Ends Well", Act 3 scene 5

 

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

Steven Wright

 

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Groucho Marx

 

More great quotes here: quotationspage.com

 

/Mats

 

PS

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.

Oscar Wilde, De Profundis, 1905

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What do we want? Procrastination!

When do we want it? Later!

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"At first if an idea isn't absurd then there is no hope for it." - Albert Einstein

 

"What we do in life, echoes an eternity." - Maximus from Gladiator

 

"I've come to hate my own creation. Now I know how God feels." - Homer Simpson

Shut up and play.
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