Mats Olsson. Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 What happened sunday morning in Nybro, a small Swedish town: At 2 am the churbells started to ring. Turns out burglars not only stole valuable items from said church, but also the remote control for the church bells! /Mats http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botch. Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 Remote control for churchbells? Guess it makes more sense than the remote control that came with my car stereo Botch "Eccentric language often is symptomatic of peculiar thinking" - George Will www.puddlestone.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffbayson Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 My universal remote can activate my TV, VCR, DVD player, stereo, local church bell tower, local mosque call-to-prayer, great uncle's pacemaker and my dog's libido. Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it, Abraham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skipclone 1 Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 Think this one happened in California- a bank robber hands the teller with a note saying `put all your money in the bag and don`t say anything-`signed, Richard Mosburgh Needless to say they caught him. Same old surprises, brand new cliches- Skipsounds on Soundclick: www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandid=602491 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitefang Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 There's two I really liked. The first one involves a man who attempted to rob a liquor store. To show he meant business, he fired two shots into the ceiling. But, he was robbing the place with a double-barreled shotgun, and had just emptied it! The news item said he was run off by the gun wielding store owner. The second one I heard on the Tonight show's "Headlines" segment. Two kids stole a boat, rode it around for a while then ran it aground. They then set the boat on fire. They were dancing around the boat laughing up a storm until they realized they were on an island! Whitefang I started out with NOTHING...and I still have most of it left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apophis Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 I saw some footage of some would be burglars in an attempt to pull a ATM machine out of the wall using a chain and their truck's bumper. Needless to say when they drove off the ATM pulled off their bumper. Funny thing! They got scared and drove off. But forgot to get their bumper which had their license plate attached to it. S.K. Evans | Animus Mundi | Nuendo 3.01, 3 WinXP SP1 machines (p4 3.0, 2.4 Celeron, 2.4 Celeron), Fxteleport, RME Multiface, 2 UAD cards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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