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OT-Janet's Boob Has Miraculous Healing Power!


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Reports are coming in from all over the world about the healing power of Janet's boob. People have been cured of cancer, diabetes, smoking, etc. just by viewing Janet's boob, and it seems if you actually touch a picture of the boob, THE POWER IS GREATER!!!!!!

 

I'm really excited about this! If boobs have healing power.....maybe eventually we can all be healed!!!! I've got this weird pain in my Right Big Toe!

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I can personally attest to this. After staring at Janet's boob for hours on end, the hair I had lost has begun to regrow on my right palm. Darndest thing.

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My wife didn't see the Super Bowl, so I saved the images. After she seen them I was gonig to delete them. She said keep them cause they might have historic value. That's the upside. The downside is now my grandkids can't use my PC cause it has porno on it, so I had to get another PC. Kcbass

 "Let It Be!"

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Originally posted by Kcbass:

My wife didn't see the Super Bowl, so I saved the images. After she seen them I was gonig to delete them. She said keep them cause they might have historic value. That's the upside. The downside is now my grandkids can't use my PC cause it has porno on it, so I had to get another PC. Kcbass

Good excuse to buy a new PC

RobT

 

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Wait a minute guys, I want to make this clear, The Boob, is not porno, it's magic. Children should not be restricted from looking at, or touching pictures of it. Would you keep water from a drowning man, I mean a man dying from thirst.

 

The Boob, is for all people, of all nations!

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Wewus,

 

I think you should change yourself from "King of Eyeballs" to "King of Janet Jackson's Healing Boob".

 

That's got a nice ring to it don't you think?

 

Michael Oster

F7 Sound and Vision

ReGurgiTron - will touch the boob.

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