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The Alternative Grammys

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The categories:


Best expolitative contract signed by a new artist


Best elimination of dynamics in a pop record


Best blatant use of autotune


Best new defendant sued by the RIAA


Best ponytail


Best use of cocaine on a country album


Best publicity stunt to revive a flagging career


Any more?


The ceremony will take place next Tuesday at Wewus' place. Bring a piano.

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Best editing to make someone sound as if they actually play an instrument


Best rip off of a band that the kids today are too young to remember


Most notes-per-syllable ratio


Most repetitive song


Best lip sync in a live performance


Best controversy of the year.


Most revealing outfit


Nicest tits/best bulge

I really don't know what to put here.
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Most money spent on advertising a boring asshole


Most payola doled-out for a boring asshole


Most pathetic washed-up boring asshole


Most egotistical boring asshole


Most continuously over-rated boring asshole


Most ugly but thinks good-looking boring asshole

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