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The Alternative Grammys


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The categories:

 

Best expolitative contract signed by a new artist

 

Best elimination of dynamics in a pop record

 

Best blatant use of autotune

 

Best new defendant sued by the RIAA

 

Best ponytail

 

Best use of cocaine on a country album

 

Best publicity stunt to revive a flagging career

 

Any more?

 

The ceremony will take place next Tuesday at Wewus' place. Bring a piano.

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Best editing to make someone sound as if they actually play an instrument

 

Best rip off of a band that the kids today are too young to remember

 

Most notes-per-syllable ratio

 

Most repetitive song

 

Best lip sync in a live performance

 

Best controversy of the year.

 

Most revealing outfit

 

Nicest tits/best bulge

I really don't know what to put here.
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Most money spent on advertising a boring asshole

 

Most payola doled-out for a boring asshole

 

Most pathetic washed-up boring asshole

 

Most egotistical boring asshole

 

Most continuously over-rated boring asshole

 

Most ugly but thinks good-looking boring asshole

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