jcadmus Posted December 16, 2014 Posted December 16, 2014 Stop me if you heard this one. A band is on the verge of making it big - signed to a major label, first record blowing up on the charts, starting a world tour. People are saying they're gonna be the next Foo Fighters. On the first show of the tour, the lead singer is out front jumping around thinking, "Man, this is gonna be great. I'm gonna get all the chicks I want. Blondes, brunettes, redheads. I'm gonna get 'em all!" Next to him is the lead guitarist, shredding and thinking, "Man, this is gonna be great. I'm going to tour the world -- London, Paris, Rome, Tokyo, Beijing. I'm gonna see it all!" Up on the riser, the drummer is pounding it out, thinking, "Man, this is gonna be great. I'm gonna get every car I've ever wanted. A Mustang, a Corvette, A Ferrari, a Lamborghini. I'm gonna get 'em all! And the bass player is laying it down, thinking, "D...A...D...A...E...A...D...A..." "Tours widely in the southwestern tip of Kentucky"
EddiePlaysBass Posted December 16, 2014 Posted December 16, 2014 One of my fave musician jokes And I have caught myself in a similar line of thinking more than once "I'm a work in progress." Micky Barnes The Ross Brown Shirt World Tour
jcadmus Posted December 16, 2014 Author Posted December 16, 2014 An oldie but a goody. How could I have never heard this joke before? "Tours widely in the southwestern tip of Kentucky"
EddiePlaysBass Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 You was too busy going: "A ... A ... D .... A ... E ..." "I'm a work in progress." Micky Barnes The Ross Brown Shirt World Tour
Russkull Posted December 17, 2014 Posted December 17, 2014 You was too busy going: "A ... A ... D .... A ... E ..." "Of all the world's bassists, I'm one of them!" - Lug
jcadmus Posted December 17, 2014 Author Posted December 17, 2014 Told it to a guitar player the other day -- he didn't get it. "Tours widely in the southwestern tip of Kentucky"
EddiePlaysBass Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 You should have told it in guitar-speak: And the bass player is laying it down, thinking, "Fifth fret fourth string, fifth fret third string, Fifth fret fourth string, fifth fret third string" "I'm a work in progress." Micky Barnes The Ross Brown Shirt World Tour
Michele C. Posted December 18, 2014 Posted December 18, 2014 We're getting badder all the time (semi Beatles quote) -- Michele Costabile (http://proxybar.net)
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