Bucktunes Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 I'd like to get a full-body tattoo of myself, but taller. In my living room, I have a decaffeinated coffee table. I know when I'm going to die because my birth certificate has an expiration date on it. I was born cesarean section. You can't really tell, except whenever I leave the house I go out through the window. I have a friend who has a car phone with an answering machine. The message on it says, "Hi, I'm home right now." I got pulled over by a cop once and he asked me why I was going a hundred miles an hour. I said, "Because I had the accelerator pedal on the floor. Lets more gas into the engine. Engine speeds up, the car takes right off. See this? This [i]steers[/i] it!" -Stephen Wright- Okay, your turn now! :D Peace all, Steve ><> Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpel Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 Okay here's a thing: The following is a *perfectly grammatical* English sentence when punctuated correctly. Have a go at it if you please. There should be more space betwen ham and and and and and eggs. Check out the Sweet Clementines CD at bandcamp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobro Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 There should be more space between "ham" and "and", and "and" and "eggs". -CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpel Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 Cameron, you brilliant spoiler. Did you know that already or just figure it out while tuning your 14th century synth? Check out the Sweet Clementines CD at bandcamp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobro Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by Magpel: [b]Cameron, you brilliant spoiler. Did you know that already or just figure it out while tuning your 14th century synth?[/b][/quote] Figured it out- that's a new one, although Frank where Joe had had had had had had had had had had had the teachers approval. is a golden oldie. A fourteenth-century synth...that would be a primitive organ...hehe, maybe I should get back to working on an Infinity virtual synth rather than "tuning my organ" surfing the Internet and playing Tetris. :eek: I have to go gnash my teeth and wail curses in the direction of Jeff Tascam Guy for starting the video-game thread at the Keyboard Corner and reawakening the demon Tetris. I like this thread- I think I'll have a higher experience here than in the religion threads. -CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty Planet Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 No way I'm going to try to untangle that one. I could! I just don' wanna. But though Wright is a genius, and much more suited to his time than my contribution here, let's not forget his great grandaddy, Groucho.... Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Capasso Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 I'm amazed by people who want to have it all. Where would you put it? Tom www.stoneflyrocks.com Acoustic Color Be practical as well as generous in your ideals. Keep your eyes on the stars and keep your feet on the ground. - Theodore Roosevelt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxTick Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by Hippie: [b]'This vacuum sucks' 'buisness-ethics' 'jumbo-shrimp' 'humane capitol punishment' [/b][/quote] add 'vacuum tube-technology' 0096 2251 2110 8105 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh dri Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 hi mum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soapbox Posted January 15, 2002 Author Share Posted January 15, 2002 Boy, I sure think more than I thought I thunk! :D Keep at it friends! Enthusiasm powers the world. Craig Anderton's Archiving Article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gae_layahoo.it Posted January 16, 2002 Share Posted January 16, 2002 the speed of light is the closest thing to "zero-motion" in the universe,and everything is receding from it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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