Randy Skolnik Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Now let's talk about bass players, just kidding. The last bass pelayer I worked with kept fooling with the PA all night long. He needed to leave the PA alone and try not to hit so many wrong notes. Randy Skolnik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yadayada Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 What do you call a keyboard player with a job? An IT worker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WesG Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Sometimes I wish I didn't have a job. Hammond: L111, M100, M3, BC, CV, Franken CV, A100, D152, C3, B3 Leslie: 710, 760, 51C, 147, 145, 122, 22H, 31H Yamaha: CP4, DGX-620, DX7II-FD-E!, PF85, DX9 Roland: VR-09, RD-800 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BbAltered Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 Why did this thread ever go away? OK....How do you make A-flat minor with a piano? Throw the piano down a mine shaft. J.S. Bach Well Tempered Klavier The collected works of Scott Joplin Ray Charles Genius plus Soul Charlie Parker Omnibook Stevie Wonder Songs in the Key of Life Weather Report Mr. Gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BbAltered Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 So a guy (Joey) walks into a bar.....and sees, up on the bar itself, a foot-tall pianist, tiny but perfectly formed, wearing a tiny little tux, seated at a tiny piano, belting out a pretty good version of Piano Man. Joey goes over to Sam, the barkeep, and asks "what's with the new lounge act?" Sam shakes his head wearily, points to the restroom, and says only "go check it out". So Joey goes into the restroom. A Genie dressed in a turban appears out of the stall and says "I will grant you one wish". Joey says "OK, give me a pina colada". Instantly, Joey finds himself holding a paper mache doll filled with candy. Joey heads back to the bar and tells Sam "That Genie is cool, but I think he is hard-of-hearing". And Sam say "Yeah, a 12-inch long pianist was not what I was wishing for." J.S. Bach Well Tempered Klavier The collected works of Scott Joplin Ray Charles Genius plus Soul Charlie Parker Omnibook Stevie Wonder Songs in the Key of Life Weather Report Mr. Gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CEB Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 The Korg DS-8. "It doesn't have to be difficult to be cool" - Mitch Towne "A great musician can bring tears to your eyes!!! So can a auto Mechanic." - Stokes Hunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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