J. Dan Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 You have to make sure you stay completely focussed and professional and don't.... SQUIRREL! What was I saying? Too Funny. I happened to think after I posted that comment that those of you without kids might not get it (obviously Tom does). For those of you who didn't.... [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBWrMQVsuak Dan Acoustic/Electric stringed instruments ranging from 4 to 230 strings, hammered, picked, fingered, slapped, and plucked. Analog and Digital Electronic instruments, reeds, and throat/mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Nightime Posted May 10, 2012 Author Share Posted May 10, 2012 What song were you singing when the cougar started up with the entertainment? Good thing your wife was at the gig. That distraction looks like trouble. People should not eff with you while you're singing. That's a pictorial example of why you need to be on stage. I seldom am either and can be a little feisty. Buy that one a shot of Cuervo and introduce her to the drummer. I think I was singing "Yellow Moon" by the Neville Brothers. Yeah, I would prefer to be on the stage, but that wasn't an option there. Besides, I normally have 2 boards up there that act as a buffer. I played a gig many years ago where this 60 year old woman took off her pants, and tried to stick her thong covered backside in my face. The other guys were busting out laughing as I not so kindly told her to put that thing away. Gives me the heebie jeebies just thinking about it. "In the beginning, Adam had the blues, 'cause he was lonesome. So God helped him and created woman. Now everybody's got the blues." Willie Dixon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Dan Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Now that I look at that pic again, the rest of the band is on stage, and you're set up on the dance floor.....asking for trouble!!! Dan Acoustic/Electric stringed instruments ranging from 4 to 230 strings, hammered, picked, fingered, slapped, and plucked. Analog and Digital Electronic instruments, reeds, and throat/mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
area51recording Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 So, how do you handle this type of ddistraction? For cougars, I recommend this: http://www.weaponspecialists.com/files/imagecache/product/files/Tranquilizer_Gun.jpg That will actually work for both varieties of cougars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockhouse Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Your bass player's reaction is wonderful. American Keyworks AK24+ Diablo (with bow), Hammond L100, Korg M3 expanded, Korg Sigma, Yamaha MM8, Yamaha SY99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary75 Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 I wouldn't mind hanging out of that distraction....I mean with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Paxton Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 I want to be distracted! Isn't that a Ramones song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synthoid Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 I want to be distracted! Isn't that a Ramones song? Close... they actually prefer being sedated. [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_wssByW7JQ When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a Moray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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