Cygnus64 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Then comes the best part... You say neato, take your libido, and roll to the church in your new tuxedo. When did he get this tuxedo? As we learned previously in this tale: They want a man who brings home the bacon Got no money and you got no car No money, no car, yet he buys a new tuxedo? With what? And why didn't he just rent a tux? Or better yet, just wear a suit? These are questions that need to be asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus64 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Karma x5 Chameleon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffinator Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Then comes the best part... You say neato, take your libido, and roll to the church in your new tuxedo. When did he get this tuxedo? As we learned previously in this tale: They want a man who brings home the bacon Got no money and you got no car No money, no car, yet he buys a new tuxedo? With what? And why didn't he just rent a tux? Or better yet, just wear a suit? These are questions that need to be asked. Not only that, but how did his broke ass manage to get runaway bride out of the parking lot with no car? A bunch of loud, obnoxious music I USED to make with friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Kaenel Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 A-B-C Easy as 1-2-3 Simple as Do-Re-Mi A-B-C, 1-2-3 Baby you and me girl A-wop-bop-a-loo-bop-a-lop-bam-boom! Tutti-Frutti, all rooty! Legend '70s Compact, Jupiter-Xm, Studiologic Numa X 73 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrokeys Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 "Songs she sang to me songs she brang to me" and of course "no one heard at all, not even the chair." Thank you Neil Diamond and a hearty WTF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pale Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Satus Quo - Rockin' all over the world And I like it I like it I like it I like it I la-la like it la-la-li here we go rockin' all over the world ! And I like it I like it I like it I like it I la-la like it la-la-li here we go rockin' all over the world ! And I like it I like it I like it I like it I la-la like it la-la-li here we go rockin' all over the world ! Custom handmade clocks: www.etsy.com/shop/ClockLight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Sir Paul's "But if this ever-changing world in which we live in" always gets an award in this contest.Edited to add: I also hold Sir Paul responsible for "the doggone girl is mine." Is that the only two-sylable adjective he could find? Aha! Someone else has the Dave Barry Book of Bad Songs, eh? But to be fair to the ginger minger, I always thought the line from Live and Let Die was: "But in this ever-changing world in which we're livin'..." Which may not be the best lyric in the world but at least clears Macca of the tortology charge brought by Mr Barry. From the same book, I offer the court the following evidence from I've Never Been To Me by Charlene... "I've been undressed by kings, and I've seen some things a woman ain't supposed to see..." "I've spent my life exploring the subtle whoring that costs too much to be free..." Surely the Motown label's finest hour. Studio: Yamaha P515 | Yamaha Tyros 5 | Yamaha HX1 | Moog Sub 37 Road: Yamaha YC88 | Nord Electro 5D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JpScoey Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Des'ree - Life I don't want to see a ghost, It's the sight that I fear most I'd rather have a piece of toast, Watch the evening news Snap - Rhythm Is A Dancer I'm as serious as cancer, When I say rhythm is a dancer John. some stuff on myspace Nord: StageEX-88, Electro2-73, Hammond: XK-1, Yamaha: XS7 Korg: M3-73 EXpanded, M50-88, X50, Roland: Juno D, Kurzweil: K2000vp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malpaugh Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 "Closing time...I know who I want to take me home." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
02R96 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Well everybody's heard, about the bird ! Bird bird bird, the bird is the word ! Bird bird bird, the bird is the word ! Well everybody's heard, about the bird ! Yeah everybody's heard, about the bird ! Everybody's heard, about the bird ! Dan "I hate what I've become, trying to escape who I am..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Force Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Does anybody really know what time it is, does anybody really care? uhhhhh...yeah? Steve Force, Durham, North Carolina -------- My Professional Websites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dana. Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Layla, You've got me on my knees. Layla, I'm beggin darlin please. Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dana. Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 More! More! Actually, it's "More more more! how do you like it, how do you like it? More, more more!" Great song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarkus Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Money talks but it don't sing and dance and it don't walk. And long as I can have you here with me I'd much rather be forever in blue jeans. Honey's sweet. But it ain't nothing next to baby's treat. And if you pardon me I'd like to say we'll do okay forever in blue jeans. Maybe tonight maybe tonight by the fire all alone you and I; nothing around but the sound of my heart and your sighs. (The Irony -Blue Jeans are pretty expensive these days) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepay Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 Really, nearly anything by Bernie Taupin. From "Your Song" onward......I think Elton cringes to this day when he sings his stuff in concert. Wow, really? Your Song has amazing lyrics. One of the best writing duos ever. I can't imagine Elton cringing playing those songs. Are you kidding with this? Steve (Stevie Ray) "Do the chickens have large talons?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarkus Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Cracklin' Rosie, get on board We're gonna ride till there ain't no more to go Taking it slow Lord, don't you know Have me a time with a poor man's lady Hitchin' on a twilight train Ain't nothing there that I care to take along Maybe a song To sing when I want Don't need to say please to no man for a happy tune Oh, I love my Rosie child She got the way to make me happy You and me, we go in style Cracklin' Rosie you're a store-bought woman You make me sing like a guitar hummin' So hang on to me, girl Our song keeps runnin' on Play it now Play it now Play it now, my baby Cracklin' Rosie, make me a smile God if it lasts for an hour, that's all right We got all night To set the world right Find us a dream that don't asks no questions, yeah Oh, I love my Rosie child You got the way to make me happy You and me, we go in style Cracklin' Rosie, you're a store-bought woman You make me sing like a guitar hummin' So hang on to me, girl Our song keeps runnin' on Play it now Play it now Play it now, my baby Cracklin' Rosie, make me a smile God if it lasts for an hour, that's all right We got all night To set the world right Find us a dream that don't asks no questions, yeah WTF is this song about? How is "Cracklin'" a term of endearment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrimsonianKing Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Hands are shakin got your finger on the trigger Jesus ain't complainin gonna figure it out Somebody raped my tapeworm abortion Come on motherf****** and deliver the cow Brain and body melting while there's roaches multiplying It's the alien infection it's the coming of Christ All these sentimental halos and these consequential angels When I'm runnin with the devil don't deliver the fight Don't look at me now Fell too fast your wings won't hold Don't look at me now Fell too fast your wings won't hold Yeah and when I want to Yeah I will find you Yeah and when I want to Yeah I will blind you "The purple piper plays his tune, The choir softly sing; Three lullabies in an ancient tongue, For the court of the crimson king" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarkus Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Doo doo dooby doo Dum dum, dum doo dum dooby doo Dum dum, dum doo dum dooby doo Dum dum, dum doo dum dooby doo Dum dum, dum doo dum dooby doo Come softly, darling Come softly, darling Come softly, darling Come softly, darling Come softly, darling Come to me, stay You're my obsession Forever and a day I want, want you to know I love, I love you so Please hold, hold me so tight All through, all through the night Speak softly, darling Hear what I say I love you always Always, always I've waited, waited so long For your kisses and your love Please come, come to me From up, from up above Doo dooby dum Dum dum, dum doo dum dooby doo Dum dum, dum doo dum dooby doo Dum dum, dum doo dum dooby doo Dum dum, dum doo dum dooby doo Dum dum, dum doo dum dooby doo Dum dum, dum doo dum dooby doo Dum dum, dum doo dum dooby doo Dum dum, dum doo dum dooby doo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Beaumont Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Anything by T-Rex: 20th Century Boy Oow Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good Ev'rybody says it's just like Rock and Roll I move like a cat, charge like a ram Sting like a bee, babe I wanna be your man Well it's plain to see you were meant for me, yeah I'm your boy, your 20th century toy Friends say it's fine, my friends say it's good Ev'rybody says it's just like Rock and Roll Fly like a plane, drive like a car Ball like a HOUND, babe I wanna be your man - oh Well it's plain to see you were meant for me, yeah I'm your toy, your 20th century boy 20th century toy, I wanna be your boy 20th century toy, I wanna be your boy 20th century toy, I wanna be your boy 20th century toy, I wanna be your boy Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good Ev'rybody says it's just like Rock and Roll Move like a cat, charge like a ram Sting like A BEE, babe I wanna be your man Well it's plain to see you were meant for me, yeah I'm your toy, your 20th century boy 20th century toy, I wanna be your boy 20th century toy, I wanna be your boy 20th century toy, I wanna be your toy 20th century boy, I wanna be your toy Another Marc Bolan tidbit: You're built like a car, you've got a hub cap diamond star halo You're built like a car, oh yeah You're an untamed youth that's the truth with your cloak full of eagles You're dirty sweet and you're my girl. Get it on, bang the gong , get it on Get it on, bang the gong, get it on Boards: Kurzweil SP-6, Roland FA-08, VR-09, DeepMind 12 Modules: Korg Radias, Roland D-05, Bk7-m & Sonic Cell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffinator Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 One could go on all day on Bolan's weird nonsensicals... Madame Guru - is it you? Yeah, yeah, yeah... A bunch of loud, obnoxious music I USED to make with friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrimsonianKing Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 One could go on all day on Bolan's weird nonsensicals... Madame Guru - is it you? Yeah, yeah, yeah... Telegram Sam? you're my main man. "The purple piper plays his tune, The choir softly sing; Three lullabies in an ancient tongue, For the court of the crimson king" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Force Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 (Channelling Justin Bieber with that gal in the John..) "Baby, Baby, Baby, OHHHH! (DISCLAIMER: for entertainment value only. This does not imply JB and that gal Got It On, nor that he is a papa..) Steve Force, Durham, North Carolina -------- My Professional Websites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threadslayer Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 "Hey little thing let me light your candle cause a-Mama I'm sure hard to handle now - gets around." Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. -Mark Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerber3 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much If I were a sculptor, but then again, no There were plants and trees and rocks and things But in this ever-changing world in which we live in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealvicz Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 One could go on all day on Bolan's weird nonsensicals... Madame Guru - is it you? Yeah, yeah, yeah... Actually 'Metal Guru' , much more sensible - not! Diana Ross .. Respectfully I say to thee I'm aware that you're cheatin' always grates, also don't cry for 'Although she's dressed up to the nines At sixes and sevens with you' "Just a tad more attack on the filter, Grandad!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffinator Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 One could go on all day on Bolan's weird nonsensicals... Madame Guru - is it you? Yeah, yeah, yeah... Actually 'Metal Guru' , much more sensible - not! Whatever. I was dancing when I was ahhhh... A bunch of loud, obnoxious music I USED to make with friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Beaumont Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Holly came from Miami, Fla Hitchhiked her way across the USA. Plucked her eyebrows on the way Shaved her leg and then he was she - she said: Hey Babe, take a walk on the wild side, Said hey honey, take a walk on the wild side. Candy came from out on the island, In the backroom she was everybodys darling, But she never lost her head Even when she was given head - she said Hey Babe, take a walk on the wild side, Said hey honey, take a walk on the wild side. And the coloured girls go, doo dodoo Boards: Kurzweil SP-6, Roland FA-08, VR-09, DeepMind 12 Modules: Korg Radias, Roland D-05, Bk7-m & Sonic Cell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffLearman Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 "Told me you were through with me and Told me love was too plebeian." Ugh.Hey, that's one of the best rhymes ever! And Steely Dan may have a few clunkers, but in general they're way over most pop & rock music. "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy." LOL -- I was gonna say that Anything by Phish, e.g., "The tires of the car are the parts that make contact with the road" (one of their better lines) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Really, nearly anything by Bernie Taupin. From "Your Song" onward......I think Elton cringes to this day when he sings his stuff in concert. Wow, really? Your Song has amazing lyrics. One of the best writing duos ever. I can't imagine Elton cringing playing those songs. Are you kidding with this? "A few of these verses, they've got me quite cross"? Amazing? Studio: Yamaha P515 | Yamaha Tyros 5 | Yamaha HX1 | Moog Sub 37 Road: Yamaha YC88 | Nord Electro 5D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dana. Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Really, nearly anything by Bernie Taupin. From "Your Song" onward......I think Elton cringes to this day when he sings his stuff in concert. Wow, really? Your Song has amazing lyrics. One of the best writing duos ever. I can't imagine Elton cringing playing those songs. Are you kidding with this? "A few of these verses, they've got me quite cross"? Amazing? I think everyone's missing something: the gist of the song is that it's about writing a song! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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