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How do you know when a drummer is at the front door?

 

He never knows when to come in.

 

 

How to fire a drummer?

 

ask him to pay you the money he owes you.

 

Get rid of the couch at the practice place

 

Break off your affair with his Girl friend.

 

Lok

 

 

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How do you get a bass player off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza. :rimshot:

 

How does a keyboard player screw in a light bulb?

Just holds it up to the socket cause everybody knows that the world revolves around keyboard players. :snax:

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The further a society drifts from truth the more it will hate those who speak it." George Orwell

 

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Good stuff...

 

For the record, I've played every position in the band but the drums. For some reason, I can get two appendages working apart from one another, and even 3 (sustain pedal), but 4 was just too much.

 

Of the instruments I've played, keys are the toughest. We take for granted the ability to barre to change keys. They have no such luxury, other than the transpose function, which is the ultimate bitch move, worse than a capo.

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How do you get the violist down from of the tree?

 

 

Cut the rope.

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What is the difference between a bass guitar and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline

 

how many prog metal guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

one, but it takes him 20 minutes.

 

what do you call someone who hangs out with musicians? A guitarist.

 

My Gear:

 

82 Gibson Explorer

Ibanez 03 JEM7VWH

PRS McCarty Soapbar

Diezel Herbert 2007

 

Peters '11 Brahms Guitar

Byers '01 Classical

Hippner 8-Str Classical

Taylor 614ce

Framus Texan

 

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agreed. Sry bout that. I have a book of these that I picked em out on. Well whatever it's edited.

My Gear:

 

82 Gibson Explorer

Ibanez 03 JEM7VWH

PRS McCarty Soapbar

Diezel Herbert 2007

 

Peters '11 Brahms Guitar

Byers '01 Classical

Hippner 8-Str Classical

Taylor 614ce

Framus Texan

 

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Haha message me and I'll send the joke over. It's more dirty than anything.

My Gear:

 

82 Gibson Explorer

Ibanez 03 JEM7VWH

PRS McCarty Soapbar

Diezel Herbert 2007

 

Peters '11 Brahms Guitar

Byers '01 Classical

Hippner 8-Str Classical

Taylor 614ce

Framus Texan

 

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