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So I'm working up this cover band, developing a set list centered around heavier rock stuff, but I want to do as much of what we would call f*** music as possible within that style. Basically, if it was ever a staple in a strip club or a known bump'n'grind in the bar (and can be accomplished by 1 guitar + bass + drums), we want to play it.

 

So let's hear some ideas!

 

Obviously we have stuff like "Girls Girls Girls" already on the list... ;)

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"Animals", by Nickelback

 

I, I'm driving black on black

Just got my license back

I got this feeling in my veins this train is coming off the track

I'll ask polite if the devil needs a ride

Because the angel on my right ain't hanging out with me

tonight

I'm driving past your house while you were sneaking out

I got the car door opened up so you can jump in on the run

Your mom don't know that you were missing

She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing

Screamin'

 

[CHORUS]

No, we're never gonna quit

Ain't nothing wrong with it

Just acting like we're animals (animals)

No, no matter where we go

'Cause everybody knows

We're just a couple animals (animals)

 

So come on baby, get in

Get in, just get in

Check out the trouble we're in

 

You're beside me on the seat

Got your hand between my knees

And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze

It's hard to steer when you're breathing in my ear

But I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears

By now, no doubt that we were heading south

I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth

'Cause this was it, like flicking on a switch

It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch

I'm screamin'

 

[CHORUS]

 

No, we're never gonna quit

Ain't nothing wrong with it

Just acting like we're animals (animals)

No, no matter where we go

'Cause everybody knows

We're just a couple animals (animals)

So come on baby, get in

Get in, just get in

Look at the trouble we're in

 

We were parked out by the tracks

We're sitting in the back

And we just started getting busy

When she whispered "what was that?"

The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are

And that was when she started screamin'

"That's my dad outside the car!"

Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignition

Must have wound up on the floor while

we were switching our positions

I guess they knew that she was missing

As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was

kissing

Screamin'

 

[CHORUS]

 

No, we're never gonna quit

Ain't nothing wrong with it

Just acting like we're animals (animals)

No, no matter where we go

'Cause everybody knows

We're just a couple animals (animals)

So come on baby, get in

We're just a couple animals (animals)

Get in, just get in

Ain't nothing wrong with it

Check out the trouble we're in

We're just a couple animals

Get in, just get in

 

"Treat your wife with honor, respect, and understanding as you live together so that you can pray effectively as husband and wife." 1 Peter 3:7

 

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"Wild Thing"- pick your favorite version to cover

"You Really Got Me" - same advice

"I Want You/She's So Heavy" - seriously

"Foxy Lady" - of course

"Rebel Yell" - more, more, more

"Hippy Hippy Shake"

 

Not all exactly **** songs, but they'll get you started. Have fun with this . . .

"Monsters are real, and Ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win." Stephen King

 

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Nickelback's repertoire is full of these songs.

 

Here's another one:

 

"Next Go Round"

 

I wanna do it till the sun comes up

Till we're both so good and sweaty that we can't stand up

I wanna do it till we're both about to drop

As long as we got it together

Then we're never gonna stop

 

I wanna go until the neighbors all complain

Because they heard somebody screaming

And they think we're both in pain

I wanna go so long, your parents think you died

They're gonna call the cops, the CIA and then the FBI

 

Yeah, we're gonna love it when the lights go down

Hold on, here we go

Yeah, we're gonna go until our legs give out

Round and round we go

 

Yeah, we're gonna do it hanging upside down

Up and down we go

Yeah, we're getting ready for the next go round

Round and round we go

 

Shut the windows, lock the door, unplug the phone

For all intents and purposes, there ain't nobody home

Then we can do it till the batteries are gone

And borrow two from the TV remote to throw this thing back on

 

I wanna cover you with Jell-O in the tub

We can roll around for hours without ever coming up

I want you naked with your favorite heels on

Start John Deere across my ass and ride me up and down the lawn

 

Yeah, we're gonna love it when the lights go down

Hold on, here we go

Yeah, we're gonna go until our legs give out

Round and round we go

 

Yeah, we're gonna do it hanging upside down

Up and down we go

Yeah, we're getting ready for the next go round

Round and round we go

 

Yeah, we're gonna love it when the lights go down

Hold on, here we go

Yeah, we're gonna go until our legs give out

Round and round we go

 

Yeah, we're gonna do it hanging upside down

Up and down we go

Yeah, we're getting ready for the next go round

Round and round we go

 

 

 

 

"Treat your wife with honor, respect, and understanding as you live together so that you can pray effectively as husband and wife." 1 Peter 3:7

 

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Well, that's definitely about the subject in question, but is it really danceable?

 

In my book, if it's doable, it's danceable.

 

Give it a listen.

"Treat your wife with honor, respect, and understanding as you live together so that you can pray effectively as husband and wife." 1 Peter 3:7

 

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Bulletboys "Smooth up in ya"

Great White "Once Bitten, Twice Shy"

Whitesnake "In the Heat of the Night"

Van Halen "Poundcake"

 

Sturgeon's 2nd Law, a.k.a. Sturgeon's Revelation: âNinety percent of everything is crapâ

 

My FLMS- Murphy's Music in Irving, Tx

 

http://murphysmusictx.com/

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NIN - Head Like a Hole, I wanna FU like an Animal

Warrant - Cherry Pie

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Blood Sugar Sex Magick

Rob Zombie - Living Dead Girl, American Witch

Salt-n-peppa- Push it

Rob Base & DJ something or nother - It Takes Two

 

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Try this...

 

 

;)

 

 

Salt-n-peppa- Push it

Rob Base & DJ something or nother - It Takes Two

 

I'm curious as to how you suggest a guitar/bass/drums outfit execute these two...

"Treat your wife with honor, respect, and understanding as you live together so that you can pray effectively as husband and wife." 1 Peter 3:7

 

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Some more:

 

Montrose "Rock Candy"

RHCP "Suck my kiss"

Def Leppard "Rocket"

AC/DC "All Night Long"

Guess Who "American Woman"

Joan Jett "Do Ya Wanna Touch"

Cinderella "Shake Me"

Slaughter "Up All Night"

Aerosmith "Love in an elevator"

 

Sturgeon's 2nd Law, a.k.a. Sturgeon's Revelation: âNinety percent of everything is crapâ

 

My FLMS- Murphy's Music in Irving, Tx

 

http://murphysmusictx.com/

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NIN ...I wanna FU like an Animal

 

I believe that song's title is "Closer."

Prince - Cream

Oh THAT is an excellent suggestion!

 

I'd also consider his song, "Pussy Control"

Sturgeon's 2nd Law, a.k.a. Sturgeon's Revelation: âNinety percent of everything is crapâ

 

My FLMS- Murphy's Music in Irving, Tx

 

http://murphysmusictx.com/

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Deep Purple "Knockin' at your Back Door"

Joe Lynn Turner "Stripper"

Rainbow "All Night Long"

 

And if you DO venture into rap...L.L. Cool J's "Doin It"

Sturgeon's 2nd Law, a.k.a. Sturgeon's Revelation: âNinety percent of everything is crapâ

 

My FLMS- Murphy's Music in Irving, Tx

 

http://murphysmusictx.com/

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If you're into Psychobilly, check out the Cramps''Garbageman'.

 

Aaaaand their "Bikini Girls with Machine Guns"

 

 

If you want to bring some unusual stuff, try rock versions of:

 

DiVinyls "I Touch Myself"

My Life With The Thrill Kill Cult "Sex On Wheels"

Butthole Surfers "Who Was In My Bed Last Night"

 

 

Sturgeon's 2nd Law, a.k.a. Sturgeon's Revelation: âNinety percent of everything is crapâ

 

My FLMS- Murphy's Music in Irving, Tx

 

http://murphysmusictx.com/

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Floyd - "Dirty woman"

VH - "Ice Cream Man"

Beatles - "Why Don't We Do it In The Road?"

Zappa - "Dina Moe Hum"

Stones - "Start Me up"

Rod Stewart - "Hot Legs"

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Van Halen "Dirty Movies"

Sir Mix-A-Lot "Baby Got Back"

Cheap Trick "She's Tight", "I want you to want me"

Aldo Nova "Fantasy"

 

Sturgeon's 2nd Law, a.k.a. Sturgeon's Revelation: âNinety percent of everything is crapâ

 

My FLMS- Murphy's Music in Irving, Tx

 

http://murphysmusictx.com/

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