jcadmus Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 My son came up with this one: What did the penguin call his band? Icey/DC Hey, not bad for an 11-year-old. "Tours widely in the southwestern tip of Kentucky" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bottom End Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 That's a good one. "Call me what instrument you will, though you can fret me, yet you cannot play upon me.'-Hamlet Guitar solos last 30 seconds, the bass line lasts for the whole song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fingertalkin Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Kids come up with the darndest things. My daughter (9 at the time) came up with this joke... "Why was the Redskins stadium so hot?" "because all the fans left".. How do you sign a computer screen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcadmus Posted December 20, 2010 Author Share Posted December 20, 2010 Of course my follow-up was: What did the Eskimo name HIS band? InuitXS. I had to explain it to him. "Tours widely in the southwestern tip of Kentucky" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard W Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 here's one that made me laugh when I was in middle school--How come Bach had so many children? Because his organ didn't have any stops. "Everyone wants to change the world, but no one thinks of changing themselves." Leo Tolstoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juancarlin Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 On a Benny Hill sketch: "Gone for a Minuet. Will be Bach soon. Try Handel". Brought to you by Juancarlin. www.juancarlinmusic.com http://www.youtube.com/JuanCarlinMusic www.facebook.com/JuanCarlinMusic Instagram: @JuanCarlinMusic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cthulhu Fhtagn Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 "A priest, a rabbi and a guitar player walk into a bar..." (wait ... which one had the duck on his head?) Never mind. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groove Mama Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Q: What did the zero say to the eight? A: "Nice belt!" Queen of the Quarter Note "Think like a drummer, not like a singer, and play much less." -- Michele C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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