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The only slightly better than South Park animation the Japanese put out is way better than the animation Disney has been producing for decades.

 

I heartily disagree. Anime makes me want to throw up from all of the speed lines and goofy faces. It hasn't improved much at all since Speed Racer.

 

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What you don't seem to get, Dan, is that the title of this thread, "Yeah, RIGHT!" is sarcastic. Which means you DO agree with what was said about Japanese animation. A phrase I always considered an oxymoron!

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