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OT: Sioux City Sue and instrument swapping

Eric Iverson

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I met a girl named Sue, who I took to calling Sioux City Sue, after the old song, since she hates Suzy Q.


Anyway, it was slow at work, so I googled the lyrics:


CHORUS: Sioux City Sue, Sioux City Sue,

Your hair is red. Your eyes are blue.

I'd swap my horse and dog for you.

Sioux City Sue, Sioux City Sue,

There ain't no gal as true as my sweet Sioux City Sue.


Leading me to wonder: would I trade my horse and dog for her? That's highly hypothetical, since, I never owned either.

Would I trade my flute and mandolin for her? That would depend ENTIRELY on how good the flute and mando were!


How about you guys? Would you trade one of your favorite instruments for a nice looking young lady? Just curious!


To any and all radical feminists reading this - don't worry - you're safe!


To end this vitally important missive:

Homer and Jethro penned this parody:

Your hair is green and your teeth are black

I want my horse and doggie back



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