dansouth Posted November 17, 2001 Share Posted November 17, 2001 I've got a name for your basement studio. Unfortunately your original thread was corrupted by a troll. Forgive me for branching off onto a new thread. Here's your studio name... Drum roll, please.... [b]PORNO FOR GEAR HO'S[/b] Enjoy!!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip OKeefe Posted November 17, 2001 Share Posted November 17, 2001 Now THAT'S funny! ROTFLMHO! Phil O'Keefe Sound Sanctuary Recording Riverside CA http://members.aol.com/ssanctuary/index.html pokeefe777@msn.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dansouth Posted November 17, 2001 Author Share Posted November 17, 2001 [quote]Originally posted by pokeefe777@msn.com: [b]ROTFLMHO![/b][/quote] What's THAT supposed to mean? Rolling On The Floor Licking My HO? Phil! I'm SURPRISED at you!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip OKeefe Posted November 17, 2001 Share Posted November 17, 2001 Go ahead Dan - make fun of me because I always try to be clean with my language... :D Truth of the matter is, I usually sub "head" instead of "ass" in that abbreviation. But if you guys only knew. Not that I'm proud of this, but I know how to chew ass and / or swear as well or better than just about anyone. Okay, there's a few Marines I've met out there over the years who are true [i]artists[/i], but I'm not too shabby. I just try to resist my base instincts a bit. But oh was I ever tempted to let loose on that SOB over on the original thread. He REALLY ticked me off. But I took a deep breath and resisted the temptation. After all, he's only a troll... Oh, what the hell... enjoy it folks - you'll only get to see this from me this one time: He's just a dumb pompous ass who wouldn't have enough sense to pour piss out of a boot. He's got nothing better to do than to pick on people who are just having a little fun with a pleasant conversation with friends... and has to belittle people in order to make up for his underdeveloped prick. The intellectual knowledge that he professes to have is obviously a attempt to compensate for the fact that his balls haven't dropped yet. Look at his profile - the bastard can't even spell "antrax" (sic) correctly for Gods sake (I'd say "Christ's sake, but even under these circumstances I won't go THAT far). What the FU&K is "antrax"? The offspring from a midnight bump and grind session between a bacterium and a train? We're obviously dealing with a extremely muthafu*@ing high intellectual level here folks. Goddamn MENSA candidate. :rolleyes: He says in his profile that he's a "pilot", but in his posts he says he's a "50 year engineer". Contradiction? Oh, and his website URL? http://InYourASS... I don't think so - there may be quicker ways of committing sucide, but none more certain than you trying. And now for a few quotes from Mr. Yousitona Vagiebungho: [b] have MY OWN business for more than 25 years...[/b] That's nice - so have a lot of people. What do you want, a fu*#ing medal or something? You treat everyone else like ballsack lint and you expect us to be impressed with your business? [b]I DO NOT know everything, [/b] FINALLY! The bastard finally said something REALLY intelligent. Too bad it was something so basic that your average three year old has already it figured out. [b]but i would not depend on a trade name I was not clever enought to find MYSELF...[/b] Fine - you have the ability to come up with a great trade name. Not everyone else has that ability. So why don't you cut the guy a little slack. I suppose you do EVERYTHING for your studio - from refining the oil out of your greasy Portagee head to use for generating your own electrical power - or do you just refine the shit that comes out of your mouth and use that for the methane gas? If that's the case, your studio probably smells as bad as your posts - they're both full of crap. And if you would have read the original posts before you opened your mouth, you would have seen it isn't for a "business", it's for his home studio, and it's just all in fun. So tell us, oh brainiac, what IS the name of your business? Or is it actually "InyYourASS" as you posted in your profile? [b]Or do you think that if you call your studio MicroShitMusic you will soon be so rich a Bill Gates???[/b] I won't even get into the grammatical errors in this post. Look, just because someone can't come up with a name that they're really happy with doesn't mean they are incapable of doing a good job with their music or engineering. [b]I respect the opinion of everyone,[/b] BULLFU#KINGSHIT! You wouldn't respect your own goddamn mother even if you knew who she was and she was willing to claim you. You can take your "respect" and shove it straight up your lying ass. You seem to have a thing about shoving things anyway... [b] about everthing, but not about I would call my company... Would you ask the users of this forum for a name for your next child?[/b] What the hell do you care? [b]Why do you think that YOUR GOD give you those gray cells???[/b] That's easy - so I could be the intellectual superior to asswipes like you, and use my brain in an effort to HELP people instead of putting them down without cause. So I could help defend those who are injustly attacked. You're nothing more than the acidy fluid that comes out of someones ass after a bad casse of dysentery. Sorry "pal", but you had this coming. I won't waste any more of MY time on you, so reply all you want. As always, I'll post my name, email and web addresses at the end of the post. Got a problem with anything I said? Feel free to drop me an email or get my phone number (shouldn't be too hard to do for a genius like you) and give me a call, and we can discuss it. But I should warn you, I used to work SIGINT, and I'll be able to get your number if you call mine... so if you want to play games, I GUARANTEE you'll lose - I know more tricks than your mother. If you're ever in California and you want to come by and discuss it, fine with me. But they're clamping down on undesireable immigration to the USA, so I really doubt they'd let your ass in... especially since you think it's fuc*ing funny to joke about anthrax, say things like "USA = United States of Assholes", etc. etc. when people are DEAD because of it. You pathetic little discharge - get a life. I've always respected the right of everyone to have their own opinions, even when I disagree with them, but NOTHING gives you the right to attack my friends, my country and do it behind a mask - why don't you grow a pair and have the balls to put your name and contact info with your words? I've never felt that Craig should banish anyone around here, but you're changing my views... Phil O'Keefe Sound Sanctuary Recording Riverside CA http://members.aol.com/ssanctuary/index.html pokeefe777@msn.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABECK Posted November 17, 2001 Share Posted November 17, 2001 [quote]Originally posted by dansouth@yahoo.com: [QB [b]PORNO FOR GEAR HO'S[/b] Enjoy!!!! :D [/QB][/quote] I'm spending enough time tring to convinve my wife I'm not spankin' it down there - that name might make it worse! Of course, if one were to consider my "studio" as porno for gear ho's, then it would be most like 70s porn with bad editing and hairy chicks. You know, you can still get off to it, but there's much better stuff out there. -BTW Thanks for the defense Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted November 17, 2001 Share Posted November 17, 2001 Holy Shit, Phil!!! WAY TO GO, dude! Slap me a high five! "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackpine Posted November 17, 2001 Share Posted November 17, 2001 WOW..... I didn't know you had it in ya, Phil. :) Sometimes you just gotta drop the civility and say what has to be said. Us regular posters, and lukers, can see a troll like this from a mile away. Most often they just get ignored and they go away, but a well crafted slam like yours says just what I needed to say, too. ... we now continue our regular programming. www.relayerstudios.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mats Olsson. Posted November 17, 2001 Share Posted November 17, 2001 Fletcher, you ain't fooling me, please don't pretend to be Phil... ;) /Mats http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfjunkie Posted November 17, 2001 Share Posted November 17, 2001 not that i would ever do it, but how does one freeze a thread like our friend "conquista-dork" did? did he put a huge link in a post?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip OKeefe Posted November 17, 2001 Share Posted November 17, 2001 Don't give him any ideas! :) Actually, he, in his ever so clever three year old manner, started repeating single lines ("what a masterpeice - how did he do that" and "I wonder how long it took him to do that", or things to that effect) over and over ad nauseum. It didn't take him very long. Most of us HAVE heard of cut / copy / paste around here... @#%$^ genius... (not you wager :) ) We now return you to your regular sedate and serene Phil O'Keefe... :) Phil O'Keefe Sound Sanctuary Recording Riverside CA http://members.aol.com/ssanctuary/index.html pokeefe777@msn.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip OKeefe Posted November 17, 2001 Share Posted November 17, 2001 [quote]Originally posted by mats.olsson@rockfile.se: [b]Fletcher, you ain't fooling me, please don't pretend to be Phil... ;) /Mats[/b][/quote] Hey Mats.... I'm not Fletcher - but I did get a package from him yesterday... maybe it was cursed or ol' Fletch is just rubbing off on me. :eek: ;) Phil O'Keefe Sound Sanctuary Recording Riverside CA http://members.aol.com/ssanctuary/index.html pokeefe777@msn.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mats Olsson. Posted November 18, 2001 Share Posted November 18, 2001 Now, It could be more fun if Phil got even by posting as Fletcher... :) /Mats http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dansouth Posted November 18, 2001 Author Share Posted November 18, 2001 C'mon, Phil! Stop mincing words and tell us how you REALLY feel! ;) I was tempted to attack the troll on the original thread, but they thrive on confrontation, so I decided to take the "ignore" approach. Phil's sidebar here was a refreshing expression of the feelings that we all share on the subject. I could only dream about debunking the little cockroach with such eloquence and conviction. Way to go, PHIL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted November 18, 2001 Share Posted November 18, 2001 What was that name? Lusitania Vaginitis? Sounds like some technical name for a yeast infection. "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stratman_dup1 Posted November 19, 2001 Share Posted November 19, 2001 HOLY SHIT!!! Phil, you are THE MAN. I'm very impressed. I knew you had it in ya :D :D Wow, I had to go check the old thread. What a Jerk, no wonder Phil went off. That ASS diserved it for sure. It's funny, he says USA= United States of Assholes but as far as I can see HE was the only asshole involved. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it ya FU@#IN ASSHOLE!! [ 11-19-2001: Message edited by: Stratman ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip OKeefe Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 So ABECK, after all that, aren't you going to tell us what you decided on? :) Personally, I liked the "That's a Big Spider" suggestion. Phil O'Keefe Sound Sanctuary Recording Riverside CA http://members.aol.com/ssanctuary/index.html pokeefe777@msn.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dansouth Posted November 20, 2001 Author Share Posted November 20, 2001 [quote]Originally posted by pokeefe777@msn.com: [b] Personally, I liked the "That's a Big Spider" suggestion. [/b][/quote] Anyone see the preview for 'Eight Legged Freaks' yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfjunkie Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 isn't that the one where it was supposed to be called [i]Arac Attack[/i] but they changed the name 'cause it sounded too much like [i][b]Iraq[/b] Attack[/i]? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABECK Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 [quote]Originally posted by pokeefe777@msn.com: [b]So ABECK, after all that, aren't you going to tell us what you decided on? :) Personally, I liked the "That's a Big Spider" suggestion. [/b][/quote] Haven't decided yet, but "That's a Big Spider" is in the top 5 for sure. I should know by next week, at which time we will all rejoice happily with a song in our hearts and turkey in our bellies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rold Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 GO PHIL!! THAT KICKED A$$!! (yep - he definitely had it coming.. :D ) meh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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