Jonathan Hughes Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 YES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cthulhu Fhtagn Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Flank (... :grin:) classic rock bands are probably the same everywhere - dysfunctional families Would that make jazz bands upper class glossy magazine families? And where would that leave us rockabilly / country bands? The drummer and I are slowly trying to drive the bandleader insane. The fastest way to get under her skin is to actually use musical terms. Upper class glossy magazines with smudgy, sticky page lying within. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremy c Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Musical terms? Like: "This song has an Acapulco intro" "After the third verse, go to Dakota" "Play two verses and choruses and then homogenate to a new key" "this next section uses the Lycrian mode" Free download of my cd!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bottomgottem Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 I think it's a requirement that the other band members are adults. Tom But . . . doesn't there really need to be a guitar player? Thank you! Nice one, moot! My whole trick is to keep the tune well out in front. If I play Tchaikovsky, I play his melodies and skip his spiritual struggle. ~Liberace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cthulhu Fhtagn Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 I think it's a requirement that the other band members are adults. Tom But . . . doesn't there really need to be a guitar player? Thank you! Nice one, moot! That's right, folks. He'll be here all week! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flemtone Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Musical terms? Like: "This song has an Acapulco intro" "After the third verse, go to Dakota" "Play two verses and choruses and then homogenate to a new key" "this next section uses the Lycrian mode" You're really the reincarnation of Groucho Marx, aren't you? CONFESS!!!!!! Play. Just play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbubba Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 I was hired by the girls parents. A stiffy somewhere in the city sewer system... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCriley Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Uh, actually.... He can't flirt with the female audience members because they (his bandmates) will tell their mother (his wife). You see, he's in a band with his two sons. And they'll tell his wife that he's carrying on with the young girls. And she'll get angry. Ya see? Ken, Thanks for clarifying that for me. I REALLY need to start reading what I've typed before I hit the "Submit" button! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCriley Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Uh, if the mother of the female audience members you want to hit on is your wife, that means you want to hit on your daughter. Maybe he's from Kentucky? Not Kentucky, but I'm only an hour from West Virginia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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