yorgatron Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Better than a Flu Shot! Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. 'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' pointing to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mate stubb Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 groan. Moe --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B3_borne Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 That's cute SK2 /w Mini Vent / XK3 Pro System /w 142 Leslie, Roland D70, Korg SP250 B3 1959 (retired) , Porta B (retired), XB2 (retired) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real MC Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Two old ladies were waiting for the bus and it was raining. One of the ladies was smoking a cigarette in the rain and the other wanted to know how she could do that. She replied that she used a condom to shield the cigarette from the rain. The other lady thought that was a good idea and when she got off at her destination, she stopped in the pharmacy and requested condoms. The pharmacist asked what size she wanted. The old lady replied "You got any that will fit a camel?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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