Trying to argue here and here are some boring facts

[not Cereal]

twinkies are better than ho ho's. the chicken came before the egg. macs are better. hotdogs are 100% dog balls. EQ magazine is called that because there is not enough room on the cover for "Elephant Quotations" Napster is a covert operation created by the RIAA Canadians' heads really dont flap up and down, i know one and its justs like us. Rhode Island is neither a road nor a fat lady. noone loves lucy. chevrolet's are made in france the tab button does bring tab soft drink if you press it enough times. record players are better than daw's see saw's are better than dee daws. backwords should be spelled sdrowkcab. spinach is yummy, but does not give you a boner. instant ubb code is neither instant nor ubb code. mp3's sound better than mtv's.

[Chip McDonald]

[quote]Originally posted by coaster: [b]twinkies are better than ho ho's.[/b][/quote] Depends on if they're Jenna Jameson. [b]the chicken came before the egg.[/b] Theoretically you could more easily create from scratch the base pairs of DNA that creates the egg than the whole chicken, which obviously requires the egg first. [b]macs are better.[/b] I HEARTILY disagree; MC's are better, that's why we broke off from those silly Mac's in the first place. To illustrate, MC's: Paul McCartney Sarah McLachlan Robbie McIntyre Roger McGuinn Robbie McIntosh Maria McKee Chip McDonald MAC's: Uhmm... Mac Davis? Signed, Chip McDonald [b]hotdogs are 100% dog balls. [/b] No they're not, if they were dachshunds would trip over them. [b]EQ magazine is called that because there is not enough room on the cover for "Elephant Quotations"[/q] No, it's because it gives engineers a chance to confuse people into thinking they're actually reading "GQ". [b]Napster is a covert operation created by the RIAA[/b] Napster is really created by Limp Bizkit. [b]Canadians' heads really dont flap up and down, i know one and its justs like us.[/b] They do if you stick them out of an F18 going about 420 mph. [b]Rhode Island is neither a road nor a fat lady.[/b] You're confused, you're thinking of "Rhoda Island". [b]noone loves lucy.[/b] Actually, she was pretty hot that first season there.... [b]chevrolet's are made in france[/b] If they were they wouldn't suck, would they? [b]the tab button does bring tab soft drink if you press it enough times.[/b] The tab button actually moves the cursor on the screen over a predefined amount, you're again terribly confused. [b]record players are better than daw's[/b] You're wrong, because in the south Windows2000 is better than DOS. [b]see saw's are better than dee daws.[/b] Only if Jenna Jameson is on one. [b]backwords should be spelled sdrowkcab.[/b] You're wrong, you really mean "backwards". [b]spinach is yummy, but does not give you a boner.[/b] Again, it does if it's on Jenna Jameson. [b]instant ubb code is neither instant nor ubb code.[/b] It's actually a markup language probably, or at best a meta-code. [b]mp3's sound better than mtv's.[/b] Only because there isn't music on MTV. [ 11-14-2001: Message edited by: Chip McDonald ]

[teh dri]

thats all fine and good, but who said anything about butter? my point EXACTLY!

[fantasticsound]

If native americans from Alaska are Eskimos, then native americans from Alaska with 9 - 5 office jobs must be Deskimos. People who live in glass houses shouldn't test for resonant frequencies in their rooms. (And according to the Little Rascals) What's 2-and-1? Shoe polish. If pro- is the opposite of con-.. Then pro-gress is the opposite of Congress! [ 11-14-2001: Message edited by: fantasticsound ]

[Curve Dominant]

The egg came before the chicken: reptiles layed eggs before chickens evolved. E :)

[Tedster]

[quote]Originally posted by Chip McDonald: [b] D To illustrate, MC's: Paul McCartney Sarah McLachlan Robbie McIntyre Roger McGuinn Robbie McIntosh Maria McKee Chip McDonald [/b][/quote] You forgot MC Hammer.

[teh dri]

i think i saw him washing cars at headlights the other day... (still in those pants of course. i think he rents the space to some homeless people)

[strat0124]

uh....you guys bored?

[Tedster]

[quote]Originally posted by Chip McDonald: [b] MAC's: Uhmm... Mac Davis? [/b][/quote] How about a Big Mac?

[teh dri]

[quote]Originally posted by someone :p : [QB] Down like a dollar comin up against a yen, doin pretty good for the shape I'm inQB][/quote] "said im in my grave, but guess again time will sort the boyz from da men!" its hammer time! again! bammedy bam! yeah yeah yeah! oh ah! uh huh uh huh. break it down fo me mah bo selektah! what would hammer be doing? all jokes aside i hope he earnt enough of that hit, and the funny adams family2 song also :p the joke in the simpsons where homer buys his mansion... converts the gate sign into "mc homer" heh heh cherry ripes contains cheeries, cheeries are like cherries, or possibly a typo, who knows

[KenElevenShadows]

> twinkies are better than ho ho's. toss-up. > macs are better. ...than Dairy Queen burgers, but Whoppers are better (burgers grilled while camping are best, Hamburger Hamlet is pretty darn good). (and yes, I know what he meant... record players are better than daw's Yes. > spinach is yummy, but does not give you a boner. oh.

[masternfool]

I agree on everything except the twinkies, Ho Ho's have got to be the next forbidden fruit! with coffee >>>...........

[Chip McDonald]

[quote]Originally posted by Tedster: [b] You forgot MC Hammer.[/b][/quote] He's an emcee, not an "Mc", doesn't count. [ 11-15-2001: Message edited by: Chip McDonald ]

[Chip McDonald]

[quote]Originally posted by Tedster: [b] How about a Big Mac?[/b][/quote] I rest my case.

[dansouth]

Broiling beat frying. AT&T kicks MCI hiney. Porsche, there IS no substitute! The Pittsburgh Steelers are NOT a championship team. - Howard Cosell, 1975 You can fool some of the people all of the time. Original Trek is still the best. It's better to have loved and lost than never to have rocked her world. Bam! Dewey defeats Truman! We have nothing to fear from fear itself. Winston tastes good like a... Laissez les bons temps roulez!

[Hippie]

I once met a girl and offered my honor, she at once honored my offer, and all night long I was on her and off her. But because she was so quick to honor my offer, I can reasonably say, I'm definatly off her. Hippie

[ha ha faa_Q]

This is all fine and plum and dandy, but remember this - you can't shave a dead man's chicken.

[teh dri]

monkey of spider agaiin music nothing is where you last looked if you left it there last time what does a rapper sing about on xmas morning...? BAM! SYKE! CRAZY SILLY FRESH! BAMM!!! i rest my case i wrest mike ace eye rest migh kayc i need sleep what the hell am i doing here? HIT 3 DUCKS AND WIN A PRIZE!!!! COLLECT YOUR PRIZE!!! FREE TRAVEL!!! MAIL ORDER VIAGRA!!! CUM SEE ME NOW!!! COLLEGE DEGREES!!! FREE MONEY!!! sigh

[Danny M]

Blam! Dink. ...20 points to anyone who actually gets this. Thank heaven for levity, eh? :D -Danny

[Tedster]

Less is not more. More is more. Didja hear about the epitaph of one Lester Moore? This allegedly is a real epitaph. Here lies Les Moore No Les No Moore

[KikkyMonk]

Crazy people hide in hotdogs sometimes. Little beef ones with the pementos stuffed in them like smily faces. Thats where I hide and people say I'm crazy. Stuff the pig and the puss will come running David Dayvid Deighvid Deighvighd Deighvighdeph (the ph is silent)

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[quote]Originally posted by Chip McDonald: [b] MAC's: Uhmm... Mac Davis? [/b][/quote] What about Fleetwood Mac or MacLe?

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[quote]Originally posted by DRiLoad: [b]i think i saw him washing cars at headlights the other day... (still in those pants of course. i think he rents the space to some homeless people)[/b][/quote] MC Hammer is still performing and releasing albums... I kid you not. He's a Christian rapper now. He has a [url=http://www.mchammer.com/]web site[/url] which is undergoing rennovation at the moment. On his old site, he had a section appropriately titled "What Happened?" (Here's the [url=http://www.google.com/search?q=cache:yUfto6BCjho:www.mchammer.com/pg4.html+%22mc+hammer%22+%22what+happened%22&hl=en]link[/url] out of Google's cache) which read like a synopsis of an episode of Behind the Music. Don't ask me how I know all this... I just happen to find these web sites, I don't actively search 'em out... :)

[Hippie]

Seeing as how y'all are juxtaposing things together on this thread that don't normally sit together, is proof of the forum members creativity. This place rocks! I salute you. Hippie

[The Studio Pet-Rock]

A sick mind is a healthy response. I'll always be as far away from you as you are from me. saftey is dangerous. Bad advice is a good excuse. Honesty and sincerity will trick them everytime.

[dansouth]

Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from poor judgement.

[Gator Wing]

I saw Tuloose Latrec, the famous French painter, the other day. He looked like he was in pain. Said I, "what is the matter, Tuloose?" "It is my new belt," he replied. So I asked, "too tight, Tuloose?" :p

[Charlie-brm]

So I asked, "too tight, Tuloose?" He's here all week folks, don't forget to try the veal. Is this mike on??? Experience is something you get right after you could have used it.

[halljams]

The only thing worse than being talked about, is not being talked about! OW I don't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member. Marriage is a wonderful institution...if, of course, you like living in an institution. From Monkey Business: "I know, I know, you're a woman who's been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night." Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age. Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies. It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. Blood's not thicker than money. I cannot say that I do not disagree with you. Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. I drink to make other people interesting. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here! There is only one way to find out if a man is honest...ask him. If he says 'yes', you know he is crooked. We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do! I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit...retire! Room service? Send up a larger room. Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. My mother loved children---she would have given anything if I had been one. I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse. He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government. I'd give it all up for one erection. From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five. Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! Go, and never darken my towels again. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Time wounds all heels. So just what ARE time flies, and why do they fly like an ARROW? Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me? "Mommy, mommy! The garbage man is here!" "Well, tell him we don't want any!" Who are you going to believe, me or your lyin' eyes? Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. A man's only as old as the woman he feels. Look, if you don't like my parties, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, leave in a minute and a huff. If you can't find that, you can leave in a taxi. Last night I shot an elephant in my Pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know. We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week. I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower. I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does. In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...I shot my broker. As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife. GM

[Gus Lozada]

[quote]Originally posted by Charlie-brm: [b]Experience is something you get right after you could have used it.[/b][/quote] You DA Man... Amen.