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[d halfnote]

Researching my comments on Page at the Olympic ceremony I came across this:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/unreleased_jimmy_page_guitar_riff

[miroslav]

'Dixie Chicks and Sufjan Stevens, have created a "perfect storm of lameness"

 

 

 

" According to legend, the riff, played only once by Page and recorded on a special cobalt record"

 

 

 

 

"The vault's Key, regarded as too staggering a burden for any one man to bear, was divided in two parts, with half entrusted to Eddie Van Halen and half to David Lee Roth, shortly after Roth left the rock supergroup Van Halen."

 

 

 

"When asked to comment on the possible dangers of using the riff, Sir Paul McCartney seemed surprised.

 

"There's a secret vault to save rock and roll?" McCartney said. "This is the first I've heard of it."

 

:grin:

 

 

[stamplicker]

"When a puss like James Blunt is allowed to rule the airwaves, we must respond by exposing this monster riff, and blowing minds into the stratosphere."

 

Couldn't agree more!!!!

 

"deep beneath the Welsh countryside house known as Bron-Yr-Aur, at rock-grid coordinates SH735026. British weather satellites have also photographed an enormous cloud, shaped like a hybrid of an upside-down question mark and cross, forming above these exact coordinates."

 

I thought that was it!!!!!

[Eric VB]

Maybe it will bring back Kingdom Come?