Jeff Klopmeyer Posted November 2, 2001 Share Posted November 2, 2001 Anyone ever write haiku? I find it's fun to wedge your creativity into such a tight structure. It's kind of like an A&R guy telling you, "Play anything you want...but your tune has to end exactly at three minutes and four seconds, and it has to have two verses and three choruses, with a repeat at the end." Hey, wait...they [i]do[/i] say that. Never mind. Anyway, here's a quicky that I'll whip out right now: The forums are slow; I sigh and sip my coffee while the page loads in Well, that sucked. But if you want a primer on how to do haiku, here's one: http://www.toyomasu.com/haiku/ Wanna give it a try? Post one here! - Jeff Marketing Communications for MI/Pro Audio My solo music and stuff They Stole My Crayon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicWorkz Posted November 2, 2001 Share Posted November 2, 2001 This should be fun: Double Espresso ProTools loaded and ready Another six hour night... Yamaha (Motif XS7, Motif 6, TX81Z), Korg (R3, Triton-R), Roland (XP-30, D-50, Juno 6, P-330). Novation A Station, Arturia Analog Experience Factory 32 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny M Posted November 2, 2001 Share Posted November 2, 2001 Why do we speak here? To touch the lives of others? To express our own? -Danny Grace, Peace, V, and Hz, Danny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spigotsaol.com Posted November 2, 2001 Share Posted November 2, 2001 As I Fall asleep My client looks quite pissed off; The weekend is nigh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not Cereal Posted November 2, 2001 Share Posted November 2, 2001 ah, the joy of green high noon, twilight hour rejoice man am i hungry ale upon my lips hightened sense of self esteem girls look prettier at the gig again guitar player way to loud monitors feed back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halljams Posted November 2, 2001 Share Posted November 2, 2001 [quote]Originally posted by MusicWorkz: [b]This should be fun: Double Espresso ProTools loaded and ready Another six hour night...[/b][/quote] Only a six hour? Good grief, i must have done 10 can't afford protools; maby one day though, When the sun is shining bright. For now, the snow falls. Check out SUPERVIBE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dansouth Posted November 2, 2001 Share Posted November 2, 2001 F**k this stupid thread! I have better things to do With my surfing time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip OKeefe Posted November 2, 2001 Share Posted November 2, 2001 Three minutes in length Your song must not exceed this or we will not sign Phil O'Keefe Sound Sanctuary Recording Riverside CA http://members.aol.com/ssanctuary/index.html pokeefe777@msn.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botch. Posted November 2, 2001 Share Posted November 2, 2001 It has crashed again! Case handle very useful iMac hits the wall. Botch "Eccentric language often is symptomatic of peculiar thinking" - George Will www.puddlestone.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfjunkie Posted November 3, 2001 Share Posted November 3, 2001 hey Jeff, TASCAM guy you sure are one crazy dude your posts crack me up sometimes you post tips you know your jokes [i]and[/i] your stuff like Chip and dansouth click on "...cat vomit" soon i'm ROTF LMAO _ [ 11-02-2001: Message edited by: wager47 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricknbokker Posted November 3, 2001 Share Posted November 3, 2001 None of this stuff can be any good. Where are the rhymes??!! :D And while we're at it, where are the damn choruses????!!!! Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dansouth Posted November 3, 2001 Share Posted November 3, 2001 [quote]Originally posted by wager47: [b]sometimes you post tips you know your jokes [i]and[/i] your stuff like Chip and dansouth [/b][/quote] Thanks for the remark! I help fellow musicians Whenever I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dansouth Posted November 3, 2001 Share Posted November 3, 2001 God this board is slow! So much for the upgrade path! Back to Version 1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chip McDonald Posted November 3, 2001 Share Posted November 3, 2001 [quote]Originally posted by wager47: [b]sometimes you post tips you know your jokes [i]and[/i] your stuff like Chip and dansouth [/b][/quote] One who is wager conveyance of thankfulness from one who is Chip Guitar Lessons in Augusta Georgia: www.chipmcdonald.com Eccentric blog: https://chipmcdonaldblog.blogspot.com/ / "big ass windbag" - Bruce Swedien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chip McDonald Posted November 3, 2001 Share Posted November 3, 2001 [quote]Originally posted by Chip McDonald: [b] One who is wager conveyance of thankfulness from one who is Chip Interest pursuit Requires both humor and "stuff" To claim fulfilment [/b][/quote] Guitar Lessons in Augusta Georgia: www.chipmcdonald.com Eccentric blog: https://chipmcdonaldblog.blogspot.com/ / "big ass windbag" - Bruce Swedien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KikkyMonk Posted November 3, 2001 Share Posted November 3, 2001 this is my haiku my haiku really sucks my haiku is over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Lozada Posted November 3, 2001 Share Posted November 3, 2001 I did not get what a HAIKU is neither got what is Stylin' - - - - - - Yes, this sucked a lot. Sincerely my "Business English" did not allow me to understand any of both threads... - - - - - Músico, Productor, Ingeniero, Tecnólogo Senior Product Manager, América Latina y Caribe - PreSonus at Fender Musical Instruments Company Instagram: guslozada Facebook: Lozada - Música y Tecnología www.guslozada.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael saulnier Posted November 3, 2001 Share Posted November 3, 2001 Bin Laden is mad. We all wait for the attack. Goodbye to our bridge? Anthrax in the mail. If I am afraid of bills, Must I still pay them? We're all on "alert"! Are we really ready now? Or just more afraid. guitplayer... (coo coo haiku) [ 11-02-2001: Message edited by: guitplayer ] I'm still "guitplayer"! Check out my music if you like... http://www.michaelsaulnier.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dansouth Posted November 3, 2001 Share Posted November 3, 2001 [quote]Originally posted by GusTraX: [b]I did not get what a HAIKU is neither got what is Stylin' - - - - - - Yes, this sucked a lot. Sincerely my "Business English" did not allow me to understand any of both threads... - - - - -[/b][/quote] Amigo, A haiku is a poem with only three lines. The first and third lines have five syllables each; the second, seven. Sometimes a 5/7/3 pattern is used, also. A haiku is meant to be elegant and insightful, a distillation of great wisdom into a very short verse - kind of a Japanese version of the fortune cookie. ;) Stylin' means "to wear fashionable clothing; to dress well." I don't understand that thread, either. Hasta pronto, Su amigo de Nueva Jersey [ 11-03-2001: Message edited by: dansouth@yahoo.com ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dansouth Posted November 3, 2001 Share Posted November 3, 2001 Oh, man! Something stinks! Smells like Rover took a dump! Crap - it's on my shoes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Lozada Posted November 3, 2001 Share Posted November 3, 2001 I did understand what a fXcking Haiku is Now I can go sleep... :D - - - - - - - - - Was it better? Thanks Dan ... [ 11-03-2001: Message edited by: GusTraX ] Músico, Productor, Ingeniero, Tecnólogo Senior Product Manager, América Latina y Caribe - PreSonus at Fender Musical Instruments Company Instagram: guslozada Facebook: Lozada - Música y Tecnología www.guslozada.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dansouth Posted November 3, 2001 Share Posted November 3, 2001 ¡Oye, amigo! Entiendes bien ahorra. Hasta mañana. [ 11-03-2001: Message edited by: dansouth@yahoo.com ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
videoeditor1 Posted November 3, 2001 Share Posted November 3, 2001 Woke up this morning Look-ed at the rising sun Three little birds Sat by my doorstep Sang sweet songs of melodies Pure and true saying This is my message To you- ho-hoo, don't worry About a thing, cuz Every little thing Is a gonna be alright (Don't worry, be happy) -------------------------------- Here's a little song I wrote, you might want to sing It note to note oh, Don't worry, be happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobSanders Posted November 4, 2001 Share Posted November 4, 2001 don't stare at the defrag screen don't stare at the defrag screen don't stare at the defrag screen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted November 4, 2001 Share Posted November 4, 2001 I await d gauss 'Cause I know he'll crack me up Writing obscene lines "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artnoiser Posted November 5, 2001 Share Posted November 5, 2001 It's not that easy To express myself freely A/C is too loud (how was that for SEASONAL!) Time is too costly The sun shines too bright for me Instead I'm inside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted November 5, 2001 Share Posted November 5, 2001 You guys are heading into summer down there, aren't you? What's the approx latitude of Asuncion, Paraguay? "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curve Dominant Posted November 5, 2001 Share Posted November 5, 2001 [quote][b]Stylin' means "to wear fashionable clothing; to dress well." I don't understand that thread, either.[/b][/quote] Stylin' is a state Of skill beneath the surface Of appearances. Kung Fu is a state Of skill beneath the surface Of appearances. As Stylin' is such As Kung Fu is so much as A kind of haiku. The thread is as such An expression of Stylin' As of it's Kung Fu. Therefore the Kung Fu Of which you may be Stylin' Will reflect on you. Ask not which is what Between Stylin' and Kung Fu May reflect on you Reflection is One Kung Fu and Stylin' is Two And the rest is You [i](A 5/7/5 haiku)[/i] E :) Eric Vincent (ASCAP) www.curvedominant.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stranger Posted November 5, 2001 Share Posted November 5, 2001 beauty bound by hate love is lost, I can't relate wake the souls and minds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumpelstiltskin. Posted November 5, 2001 Share Posted November 5, 2001 ball haiku my balls are not yours; i know you want to eat them. no menu for balls. because i like people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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