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Chad Thorne

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I'm going to be a non-participant here for a while. I'm taking the Maine Bar Exam at the end of July and am beginning to study this week. (Hence the significance of my signature, a line by Tommy Chong from an episode of Dharma and Greg.) Given the ADD and the fact that talking and thinking about guitars is just whole lots more fun than considering the Rule Against Perpetuities or the inheritance consequences of a holographic will, I need to impose a moratorium on "fun" for the duration! I know me; I'll probably lurk for a minute or two from time to time, but NO POSTS. :D

 

I graduated law school in 1990, have taken the exam a few times and never passed. There are reasons: ADD is one, some ambivalence about practicing law is another, years of drug and alcohol abuse yet another. My alter ego on this forum, for a limited purpose, is Tennessee Flattop Box, and the issue expressed in those posts is still another. This last year has been a time of tremendous healing and growth and I'm ready to take this step.

 

The issues have been addressed and the time is right now, but you can imagine my anxiety. I would appreciate prayers from those of you who pray, and for those of you who don't - why not take this opportunity to start? ;) I'll miss being here, but I''l be back! Meanwhile, some law/musician humor:

 

Q: What do you call a guitarist in a suit?

A: The defendant.

 

 

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Ok here is the first exam question: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

 

Please. "His lips are moving."

 

What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? When a lawyer screws you and takes your money it's legal.

 

 

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Just promise us, you're not going to become an Ambulance chaser with that Sokolov guy that's constantly advertising on TV. ;) :grin:

 

 

I despise personal injury practice, even though some of it is necessary. I plan on doing criminal defense and civil rights litigation.

 

 

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Criminal defense can be a tough one. There are times that you are defending someone, you'd much rather just turn in.

 

Contrary to popular perception a criminal defense lawyer is not necessarily there to get his client acquitted; he's there to assure his client gets a fair trial and, in case of conviction, a just penalty. Criminal cases are not won by defense lawyers, they're lost by the prosecution (see also, e.g., "O.J. Simpson Trial"). If the defense lawyer makes the State prove every element of its case, and the State can't do it, the defendant walks.

 

 

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Where the hell were you in 72 when I got popped with 2 ounces of pot and charged with felony possesion with intent to distribute?

Just kiddin bud... give it your best, that's all you can do...

PS... I beat the case...suppression of evidence... and I learned my lesson...

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