Cthulhu Fhtagn Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Cutting the toenails should eliminate that hazard. Quote Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moot Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Cutting the toenails should eliminate that hazard. LMAO!! Happy Fathers day you freakin' ape!! Quote "He is to music what Stevie Wonder is to photography." getz76 I have nothing nice to say so . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cthulhu Fhtagn Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Back atcha! Quote Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rizzo9247 Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Strange Dream: I was driving down an unknown street with my window down, and see a man on the corner with long black hair. As I pull closer I realize that I know this man from somewhere. When I got to the corner I shouted, "Hey, are you Flank from the bassplayer forum?" He replies happily, "Yeah!" I introduced myself then drive off. Strange indeed. I need to stop reading this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cthulhu Fhtagn Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Need to lay off the jalepeno chips and guac dip right before bedtime, mate. Quote Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moot Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Every little breeze seems to whisper . . . Flank? Quote "He is to music what Stevie Wonder is to photography." getz76 I have nothing nice to say so . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cthulhu Fhtagn Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I feel so ... so ... so dirty. Quote Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davio Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 I was going to ask what he does with the rubber cement (a way to keep her from cheating on him?) but I liked the toenail bit. Happy belated Father's Day to all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cthulhu Fhtagn Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Same thing we used rubber cement for in middle school. (sniff, sniff). Quote Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moot Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 http://www.meatmalletstudios.com/graphics/_tshirt/full/gluesniffer.jpg Quote "He is to music what Stevie Wonder is to photography." getz76 I have nothing nice to say so . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cthulhu Fhtagn Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Nice. Quote Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moot Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 My doctor said Go for it!! Quote "He is to music what Stevie Wonder is to photography." getz76 I have nothing nice to say so . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b5pilot Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Yeah but Elmer's glue only clogs your sinuses. Quote Lydian mode? The only mode I know has the words "pie ala" in front of it. http://www.myspace.com/theeldoradosband Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rizzo9247 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Mrs. Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb350 Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 So last nite iwas practicing my bass, in the front room. My wife had to leave the living room on the same floor and move up to the second floor. She said I was loud and hurt her ears. No wonder i can't hear anything. Quote These go to 11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul K Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 What? Quote Things are just the way they are, and they're only going to get worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cthulhu Fhtagn Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Ah, those slow moving targets. Quote Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moot Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 I believe I will fall back to my sig on this one. Quote "He is to music what Stevie Wonder is to photography." getz76 I have nothing nice to say so . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moot Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Almost done moving. Man, what a pain! Good thing I'm only moving a few miles. Quote "He is to music what Stevie Wonder is to photography." getz76 I have nothing nice to say so . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cthulhu Fhtagn Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 You mean JB350 is to music what Stevie Wonder is to photography? I've decided after the wife and I bought the house, I was never moving again. Hell, cleaning out the garage over the last month was too much like moving. Another beautiful weekend in the Seattle area. Visiting her family in a little rural enclave outside Marysville. While shopping, some kid asked me if I enjoying the sunshine. I replied that I was from Easter Washington and I have sun all the time and was hoping for some rain for a change, damnit. It never rains here while I'm visiting. Quote Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davio Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Well, I'm off to a rehearsal and concert at Symphony Hall. 19th and early 20th century French organ music. I hope I don't strain myself before I can partake of the intangible awesomeness. Strain is a real concern. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting, I did over a thousand. You have your ubulus muscle which connects to the upper dorcinus. Cushy gigs are the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moot Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Nobody?! Wow. Okay, it's mine . . . You're a 20th century French organ. Quote "He is to music what Stevie Wonder is to photography." getz76 I have nothing nice to say so . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moot Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Wait- Your a dorcinus. (dork-ee-ness) Quote "He is to music what Stevie Wonder is to photography." getz76 I have nothing nice to say so . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cthulhu Fhtagn Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Oh yeah? You're a ubulus muscle! Quote Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moot Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Oh yeah? You're the intangible awesomeness! wait . . . huh? Quote "He is to music what Stevie Wonder is to photography." getz76 I have nothing nice to say so . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cthulhu Fhtagn Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Flank Joins a Band - Pt 2, Sc 3 Ah, do I love Craig's List. It's my special little window into Hell. Musician's Forest has been as dry as a vodka martini, hold the vermouth and the other "social networking" sites not much better. We don't have the plethora of escaped mental patients making spectacularly insane posts like the larger cities. Nor do we have the quite, cerebral types that make the clever and profound posts. We have the in-between types. The ones who partake in "train of thought" posts that are as tedious to read as William Faulkner. Problem is that they have no idea what they're posting for - usually. Post 1 is a guy looking to just form a band. Don't know what kind, or what's in it, but he would like it to rock. I am so desperate to play I'm like the skinny, nerdy guy with glasses at the after-prom. I respond to the ad. He answers back that his friend is a drummer and has a line on a female front that is self-taught on keys and guitar and we should meet Thursday. Then I don't hear for a week. Then he e-mails and has a different drummer and a different singer (another female). They want to mee Thursday (last) but I'm in Seattle that weekend for in-law family fun. Now the drummer and singer have changed again (male front) and we went from the previously agreed upon classic (read: Bookable) rock list to a more contemporary, alternative rock - Greenday, Audioslave, RATM (read: Not Bookable). But now the drummer flakes. And alternative rock isn't exactly my genre. I've got it on the MP3 right now, but ... Post 2 - looking to form an all acoustic Roots/Americana/NewGrass band fronted by a Female and needing an upright bassist. An upright bassist you say? I e-mail and he responds with a phone number. Called him up. Very professional sounding - knows what he wants, knows what he doesn't want. Very clear thinking. It'll be another adventure into unknown musical territory (if you know what Roots, Americana or NewGrass is, please let me know). I wish him luck on finding the female singer. This project actually sounds like it might have legs. Quote Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juancarlin Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Flank Joins a Band - Pt 2, Sc 3 This project actually sounds like it might have legs. Legs as in.. it may run away too? Quote Brought to you by Juancarlin. www.juancarlinmusic.com http://www.youtube.com/JuanCarlinMusic www.facebook.com/JuanCarlinMusic Instagram: @JuanCarlinMusic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davio Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 I found out after I got there that we were playing for the American Guild of Organists convention (AGO...top of the dung heap for organists) and the organist we'd been working with for the last month or two is the organist for the Boston Symphony. It was also the first concert in Symphony Hall comprised entirely of music featuring the organ since they restored it in 2003. I was just a part of history that nobody will ever care about. If I'd have known that I would've gotten my tux cleaned. Well, probably not...but I would have thought about getting it cleaned which is just as good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cthulhu Fhtagn Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Flank Joins a Band - Pt 2, Sc 3 This project actually sounds like it might have legs. Legs as in.. it may run away too? Quite. As opposed to "this project actually sounds like it might have dandruff" ... Dandruff as in ... it may flake off, too? Quote Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 ...but I'm in Seattle that weekend for in-law family fun. Do let me know when. We'll have to get together for mischief and mayhem. Or at the very least allow me to extend a laurel and hearty handshake... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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