Thirteen Methods of Vocalization

[EEDD]

Strange spam, but spam none the less.

[Dr. Ellwood]

SWISH!!!! bye bye LOL!

[caprae]

but I can't find those chinese characters on my keyboard ! ! ! !

[Shoes]

因为没人将需要时间读这样一则长的消息，有一点 857;到张贴您的理论这样长和明细帐在这个吉他演奏员 论坛。 它不似乎符合这个论坛的吉他兴趣二者之一。

 

我建议您作为在别处这则消息是那里是人们希望谈# 770;发声法和他们更加了不起的意思的潜在的浩瀚。

 

好运与那。

小心

[Dr. Ellwood]

Originally posted by Guitars are like shoes. But louder.:

因为没人将需要时间读这样一则长的消息，有一点 857;到张贴您的理论这样长和明细帐在这个吉他演奏员 论坛。 它不似乎符合这个论坛的吉他兴趣二者之一。

 

我建议您作为在别处这则消息是那里是人们希望谈# 770;发声法和他们更加了不起的意思的潜在的浩瀚。

 

好运与那。

小心

Exactly!

[Kramer Ferrington III.]

Yes, but can you use the 13 methods to do The Monster Mash?

[A String]

Here is the part where he let's you know the rising cost of his gold mine endeavor.

 

The thirteen methods of vocalization is a thing you can get with diligence, patience, infatuation, brainwave, simplicity, frustration and chance. Even a slight fickleness will drive it away (because you may discontinue your research). You do not know when you will feel it. One year, two years, eight years, ten years, twenty years or more? It seems so far away from you. Just like a person contracts a strange disease. He does not know what can cure it, and it may remain a myth till his death. I do not believe that before there have been no vocal music researchers infatuated with his field, but there have been no success. Im not a smart person; actually even money I cant count correctly. I havent done any great thing, but I love art for all my life. I have spent all my physical and mental energy in developing these thirteen methods of vocalization. That I have obtained it is the greatest favor God has delivered to me. Im quite satisfied with it. Hereby I solemnly declare that Im willing to transfer the copyright of thirteen methods of vocalization at a price no less than 10 million euros. Only a person with peculiarly intelligent eyes can buy an internationally peculiar artistic theory.

 

 

The price of this rule passes to increase 1,000,000 euros year by year from 2,005.

[picker]

Maybe he was listening to Ry Cooder(or Chuck Berry);

 

THE THIRTEEN QUESTION METHOD

 

Now, the thirteen question method is the one to use

Listen to me!

Thirteen question method is the one to use

I'm saying that the thirteen question method is the one you gotta use

If you wanna have some fun

'Cause the thirteen question method is the one to use

 

Uhn!

 

Question number one: you wanna have fun, uh hun

Question number two: what to do ?

Let's see!

Question number three: wanna go out and eat a burger with me ?

God Almighty!

For the thirteen question method is the one to use

 

Now the question number five: don't give me no jive this morning

Question number six: don't try no tricks, this evening

Question number seven: I'll pick you up at a quarter to eleven, baby

And question number eight: it's a date

 

That's question number nine: where to dine, this evening ?

Question number ten: ah, can we get in ?

Question number eleven: gonna be just like heaven !

God Almighty!

Question number twelve: we get by ourselves ?

'Cause the thirteen question method is the one to use

 

The thirteen question method is the one to use

Now the thirteen question method is the one gotta use if you wanna...

The thirteen question method is the one to use

And she says ah...

She says...

The thirteen question method is the one to use

The thirteen question method is the one to use

Now the thirteen question method is the one gotta use if you wanna have some fun

'Cause the thirteen question method is the one to use.

[stamplicker]

Dang it.. Did I miss SUSHI-SPAM!!!! had my spork and all!!! dang it! dang it! dang it!