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G.A.S. please shoot me


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damn!

i was in the store today picking up the fall and winter sales flyer.

there they were..

Gibson vintage mahogany satin finish LP with burstbucker 5 pickups and a 59 neck profile.

for only 1099.00 Cdn

 

and of course the bastards have another SG standard in for 1400.00.

 

and i wanged on a Godin Freeway EMG for 800.00

damn it!

 

there was alot of new stock but i don't look at anything that is too high priced.

so i won't even mention the ESP vintage burst Eclipse with dual EMG's. :eek:

what should i do?

the sucky part is i have just received a wad of dough for home renovations.

i could skim off a bit for G.A.S. treatment.

but then the wife may not see eye to eye with me.

please kill me.

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Mmmmm....that deep warm mahogany

http://img3.musiciansfriend.com/dbase/pics/products/1/1/5/274115.jpg

You might have to sell one of your current crop o' guitars to get one. Or are you trying to amass an enormous Ellwood sized stable of geetars?

Just a pinch between the geek and chum

 

 

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I bet that Mahogony LP sounds so bad!!!! And, I bet it felt so right there in your very own hands.

 

You could buy it, and simply RUN AWAY, for about a month..... :eek:;):D

Don

 

"There once was a note, Pure and Easy. Playing so free, like a breath rippling by."

 

 

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its easier to ask for forgivness then it is to ask for permision :D she'll get over it.. sooner or later

What can this strange device be?

When I touch it, it gives forth a sound

It's got wires that vibrate, and give music

What can this thing be that I found?

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Originally posted by bytored:

she'll get over it.. sooner or later

Ah yes-`100 famous last quotes`-I think that one is #37.

 

my favorite is still "Did you say cut the GREEN wire...?" :D

I just hope shooting you isn`t redundant.

Any particular caliber you`re partial to? :D

Same old surprises, brand new cliches-

 

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Originally posted by The Big G:

Geoff he is still posting!!!!!

Bang Bang (2 for good measure)

Zan nice mate, your starting me off stop it !!!!

G :D

I suppose a Man's gotta get what a Man's gotta get!!

 

:D

 

G.

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the World will know Peace": Jimi Hendrix

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The Geoff - blame Caevan!!!

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O.K., Zan....

 

Here's my confession;

 

After telling my wife that we need to watch our cash flow for the next several months, I HAD to buy this;

 

http://www.martinguitar.com/guitars/choosing/guitars.php?p=m&m=LX%20REALTREE%20HD

 

It's a synthetic composite body, and will be a perfect travel guitar. I plan on bringing it to deer camp, and think it'll handle the cold and any weather it may be exposed to.

 

So, I told her I was picking it up today, and she says "I thought you said we needed to watch our money"

 

So, lets just say that I suspect I ain't getting any for a couple of days!!! :eek::D

 

Geoff and Big G.....got any spare bullets for me?? Any caliber will do...

Don

 

"There once was a note, Pure and Easy. Playing so free, like a breath rippling by."

 

 

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Bang!.....Bang!......Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!...hold on...gotta reload.....Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!

 

I've done that before...."She'll get over it.." yeah, right.....she will NEVER get over it....she will NEVER forget it.....she WILL bring it up every time you get into an argument from now until the day you die....

 

Yep...best we go ahead and kill you now, so you won't have to do it yourself later just to get away from her...

 

Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!...hold still...I'm not finished killing you!....Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!....this could take a while....all I have is this Airsoft gun....it's all I could afford after I bought that last guitar......Bang!Bang!Bang!

"And so I definitely, when I have a daughter, I have a lot of good advice for her."

~Paris Hilton

 

BWAAAHAAAHAAHAAA!!!

 

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So, I picked up the Realtree Martin....it's a cool little guitar.

 

Now, I HAD to check out several other Martins while visiting one of my favorite places in the world...Nazareth Music, which has the largest in store collection of Martin guitars anywhere, AND they sell at the best prices I've found for new Martins.

 

I had a major gastrointestinal gaseous attach while playing the Steve Miller Sig. Martin...what a sweet tone that figured mahogany gives that axe!! I also played a J12-30, which is a custom shop Jumbo bodied 12 string that Nazareth Music orders and sells in their store.

 

I didn't leave with the Miller nor the J12-30...but I know of only one cure for GAS.......

 

Actually there are two cures. One is making a purchase. The other is....

 

JUST SHOOT ME!!

Don

 

"There once was a note, Pure and Easy. Playing so free, like a breath rippling by."

 

 

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=574296

 

http://www.myspace.com/imdrs

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So, I told her I was picking it up today, and she says "I thought you said we needed to watch our money"
LOL :D I can't stop laughing.

I am sort of going through the same thing with me just ordering the Carvin. I was sitting here in the computer room playing my Washburn acoustic while my wife was studying (college, RN=$$$ for GAS) and she turns around and asks,"are you going to buy another guitar?" Me,"yeah", then she says, "is it going to cost more then the other one?" which I just sold, and I replyed "Yes, a little bit". I would love to tell here I just dropped $1749.00 into a guitar but she just would'nt understand... I will tell here... in time, probably just before it gets here. not the right thing to do but I had to have it. Aint Love grand!?!

 

And yes Sasquatch, She might get over it but she will never forget. I guess the next GAS purchase will be for her. Seriously though, I am pretty lucky to have a wife like mine. She has come to accept that when gas strikes is usless to try and talk me outta of it.

What can this strange device be?

When I touch it, it gives forth a sound

It's got wires that vibrate, and give music

What can this thing be that I found?

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Originally posted by Sasquatch51:

Bang!.....Bang!......Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!...hold on...gotta reload.....Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!

 

I've done that before...."She'll get over it.." yeah, right.....she will NEVER get over it....she will NEVER forget it.....she WILL bring it up every time you get into an argument from now until the day you die....

 

Yep...best we go ahead and kill you now, so you won't have to do it yourself later just to get away from her...

 

Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!...hold still...I'm not finished killing you!....Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!....this could take a while....all I have is this Airsoft gun....it's all I could afford after I bought that last guitar......Bang!Bang!Bang!

ow! missed, missed , ow! Ow! ooh, close, missed...missed ouch....sheesh..ouch..ow ooh missed, missed missed missed missed ..are you blind? OUCH!! guess not! ouch ouch ocuh (hurts so much i can't spell ouch) ow..missed..running away.......
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