New Van Halen music being released

[Gifthorse]

"I cured my cancer in a way that's not exactly legal in this country. I'd tell you, but I don't want to go to jail. When you drink your damn draino it just holds it at bay. It comes back. Cancer is like a cockroach. It just comes back stronger. I'm tearing apart the immune system of the cockroach and seeing how it ticks. I've opened up my own pathology center. Some of us open tequila bars in Mexico, I'm curing cancer. They cut a healthy piece of my tongue off and grew healthy cells outside of my body and tested them. I'm missing a third of my tongue. They butchered me. I didn't quit smoking after I got tongue cancer 'cause smoking didn't cause it."

 

Personally I think Eddie knows how he got it cuz OBVIOUSLY he knows himself pretty good. You live and die alone.

[Kramer Ferrington III.]

Originally posted by flagshipmile:

So you are saying if you go to a club and see a guitarist wanking from now on you will glance at your friend and say, "hes puttin on a puppet show."

That's really cool. It's like something a jazz guy would say.

 

 

And I agree... who cares if it's a porn film?