More musician jokes...

[picker]

I found some new ones here, like;

phrases you never hear; "the banjo players' Porche"

[LPCustom]

Drive-by trombone solos...

[Eric Iverson]

I liked the one about the guitar player who knows only two chords yet is a music critic!

 

I've had to deal with a couple of those cretins in my time... and certainly we've all read music reviews where it was obviously that the guy was clueless maximus. Some of them are even GP editors... (yes, I'm JUST KIDDING.. don't shoot me!)

 

All of the GP editors know AT LEAST three chords.. just to set the record straight! They even get them in the right order sometimes!

[Big Red 67]

I like the, "How do you know a singer is at your door?"!

[J J]

Music: A complex organization of sounds that is set down by the composer, incorrectly interpreted by the conductor, who is ignored by the musicians, the result of which is abhorred by the audience.

[Guitarzan]

[Big Red 67]

Originally posted by J J:

Music: A complex organization of sounds that is set down by the composer, incorrectly interpreted by the conductor, who is ignored by the musicians, the result of which is abhorred by the audience.

J J, that is too easy. Make 'em read the jokes!

[Bbach1]

Q: What's the difference between a guitar player and a large pizza?

A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.

 

Bwaaa haaa haaa haaaa

[Big Red 67]

I broke a G string while fingering A minor!

[Guitarzan]

i hate it when my G string digs into my nut