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OT: Beck's Lyrics?


Big Red 67

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All that I know is that he's a loser, baby! :D

 

I dunno... let's try getting into that head of his:

 

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

Butane in my veins and Im out to cut the junkie

With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables

Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

Kill the headlights and put it in neutral

Stock car flamin with a loser and the cruise control

Babys in reno with the vitamin d

Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat

Someone came in sayin Im insane to complain

About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt

Dont believe everything that you breathe

You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve

So shave your face with some mace in the dark

Savin all your food stamps and burnin down the trailer park

 

Yo. cut it.

 

Soy un perdedor

Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?

 

Soy un perdedor

Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?

 

Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare

Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber

cuz ones got a weasel and the others got a flag

Ones on the pole, shove the other in a bag

With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job

The daytime crap of the folksinger slob

He hung himself with a guitar string

A slab of turkey-neck and its hangin from a pigeon wing

You cant write if you cant relate

Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate

And my time is a piece of wax fallin on a termite

Thats chokin on the splinters

 

Soy un perdedor

Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?

(get crazy with the cheese whiz)

Soy un perdedor

Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?

(drive-by body-pierce)

(yo bring it on down)

Soooooooyy....

 

(Im a driver, Im a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)

 

Soy un perdedor

Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?

(I cant believe you)

Soy un perdedor

Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?

Soy un perdedor

Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?

(schprechen sie deutches, baby)

Soy un perdedor

Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?

(know what Im sayin? )

"Treat your wife with honor, respect, and understanding as you live together so that you can pray effectively as husband and wife." 1 Peter 3:7

 

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I did always love this line:

"And my time is a piece of wax fallin on a termite, Thats chokin on the splinters"

 

But how bout this for bizzar-

 

Satan gave me a taco

And it made me really sick

The chicken was all raw

And the grease was mighty thick

The rice was all rancid

And the beans were so hard

I was gettin' kinda dizzy

Eatin' all the lard

There was aphids on the lettuce

And I ate every one

And after I was done

The salsa melted off my tongue

Pieces of tortilla

Got stuck in my throat

And stains on my clothes

Burned a hole through my coat

My stomach was trembling

And I broke out in a rash

I was so dry an thirsty

And I didn't have no cash

So I went and found a hose

Tore off all my clothes

Turned on the water

And it shot right up my nose

Some old lady came along

And she thought I was a freak

So she beat me with a handbag

'Til I could hardly speak

I was lyin' there naked

my body badly bruised

In a pool of my own blood

Unconscious and confused

Well the cops came and got me

And threw me in their van

And I woke up on the ceiling

And I couldn't find my hand

They took me to the judge

His eyes were glowing red

The coutroom was filled

With witches and the dead

Well the sherrif was a hellhound

With fangs and claws

The prisioners were tied up

And chained to the walls

The air was getting thick

The smoke was getting thicker

The judge read the verdict

Said, "cut off his head"

Well they placed me on the alter

And he raised up the axe

My head was about explode

When I noticed the marshall stacks

I noticed all the smoke machines

Cameras and the lights

Some guy with a microphone

Running around dancing in tights

And I noticed the crew

And the band playing down below

And I realized I was in a rock video

So I went and joined the band

And I went out on tour

And I smoked a lot of heroin

And I passed out in manure

I made out with the groupies

Started fires backstage

Made a lot of money

And I gave it all away

Well the band got killed

So I started a solo career

And I won all the awards

And I drank all the beer

I opened up a taco stand

Just to smell the smell

Cooking with the devil

Fryin' down in hell

What a horrible night to have a curse.
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