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What ever you do, do [b]not[/b] go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be [i]bitten on the ass by an alligator[/i]. Reports indicate that organized groups of Taliban alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting Americans' toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business. I usually don't write posts like this, but I personally got this information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must be true. Protect your ass...no pooping on 10/28! You heard it here first! 10/28/01 = Give Poop No Chance Day. Remember! - Jeff
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Oh damn. I knew I was feeling weird. Hang on... [i]gulp[/i] Okay, better now. Thanks Valky...what would I do without you? Wait, I know what I would do...[i]get my ass bitten off my a Taliban alligator!!![/i] AAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!! My Ass! My precious ass! [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img] - Jeff
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Shows how much YOU know!! Afghanistan only has crocodiles. Crikey!! [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]

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[quote]Originally posted by Tedster: [b]HAHAHA!! Read that one aloud to my co-workers...they all cracked up...[/b][/quote] You need to find a better place to work...those people are [b]way[/b] too easily amused. ------------------ Fletcher Mercenary Audio http://www.mercenary.com Or being redundant to here at: [url=http://prosoundweb.com/recpit]prosoundweb.com/recpit[/url]

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[quote]Originally posted by Jeff, TASCAM Guy: [b]What ever you do, do [b]not[/b] go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be [i]bitten on the ass by an alligator[/i]. Reports indicate that organized groups of Taliban alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting Americans' toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business. - Jeff[/B][/quote] So let's strike back! Let's all surprise those Taliban crocs / 'gators (whatever they are...) when THEY least expect it! Here's my plan: 1. Drop drawers and flash "moon" over bowl to lure croc / gator into range. 2. Light Cherry Bomb. Count to two... 3. Flush Cherry Bomb. 4. Call plumber to clean up mess. [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img] Phil O'Keefe Sound Sanctuary Recording Riverside CA http://members.aol.com/ssanctuary/index.html email: pokeefe777@msn.com
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i got that same info via email, so it must be true. i've also received warnings about october 24-27. 29 & 30 (but not halloween), most of november, and i've sealed my chimney as suggested by [i]OsamaBinSanta.com[/i]. regarding the 28th: afghan 'gators have beards too, so if you feel a tickle, jump!
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[quote]Originally posted by Fletcher@mercenary.com: You need to find a better place to work...those people are [b]way[/b] too easily amused. [/quote] Ted's a meteorologist. For the Gov't. 'Nuff said. [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] guitplayer

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You think that gators are scary, try rats! Yup, while living in my 1st apartment in Boston I found a rat swimming around in my crapper once. Thankfully, I found him before trying to use the toilet! No rats since then, which is good, as it took me a while before I could sit on the damn thing without looking first! Ah, the college years... -Dylan
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ill be sure to eat a bunch of polish suasage chili dogs with extra kraut and onions. them 'taligators' will keel over when they smell the 'final mix' of that meal [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] let's show them what chemical warfare is all about. SactoG
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[quote]Originally posted by Jeff, TASCAM Guy: [b]Oh damn. I knew I was feeling weird. Hang on... [i]gulp[/i][/b][/quote] Good boy... that's it....open the hanger...here comes the airplane.....! [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] [quote]Okay, better now. Thanks Valky...what would I do without you?[/B][/quote] Suffer. [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] [quote]Wait, I know what I would do...[i]get my ass bitten off my a Taliban alligator!!![/i][/B][/quote] Damn... I thought your problems were curable. Now I know you're so sick no one can help you! [quote]AAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!! My Ass! My precious ass! [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img] [/B][/quote] Pity.... 'tis a fine ass indeed! [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] Valky ------------------ Valkyrie Sound www.vsoundinc.com

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This matches exactly with Nostradamus, Quattrain 149: [i]And in the quarters three of the new century No safety in elimination The king is frustrated. Animals of green skin Learn the way of the fish With darkness as the result.[/i] It's amazing how those ancient writings have such resonance today! Speaking of K-Mart mysticism...hey, did you all hear about the massive lawsuit against Miss Cleo's Psychic Hot Line? Allegedly her telephone answerers were reading from someone else's book for their answes.
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I've been away for a few months but I wonder if you've heard this suggestion. [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img] Killing Bin Larden will only create a martyr whilst holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore let’s do neither and let the special forces covertly capture him, fly him to a hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. The we return him to Afganistan to live as a woman under the Taliban. cheers John
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Don't scoff - Jeff's right! Someone in my office has a friend who's sister works for a woman who used to be a nun but now works for the IRS, and her brother, who coincidentally is a fire fighter, said that his best friend, who works for the post office in Trenton, New Jersey, is married to a transexual who used to be a pilot for United Airlines, and one of his/her old flight attendant friends said that HER friend, who lives in Boca Raton, Florida used to date a man who looked vaguely Middle Eastern and actually went out to the Everglades one time to photograph alligators. ALLIGATORS!! Do you see the connection? This is TOTALLY TRUE. Do NOT go to the bathroom on October 28th!!! Take a whiz in the yard if you have to. If you live in an urban area, make sure you have a couple of spare Gatorade bottles to catch your excess fluids. Gatorade bottles are the best defense against alligator terrorism, because Gatorade was developed in Florida for the Gator Bowl. An whatever you do, if you take a dump in the woods, don't wipe with poison ivy. It's all part of the same conspiracy. I heard about it this morning on an AM radio talk show.
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[quote]Originally posted by mats.olsson@rockfile.se: [b]Talligators?[/b][/quote] taligators, not to be confused with [url=http://www.talligators.org]talligators[/url] , reptiles in black turbans with long beards. no, not bin dickweed himself albeit they are similar in appearance. [img]http://www.musicplayer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]
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SactoG log entry for 10-28-01: i couldn't hold on, that big prime rib dinner i had the night before......ohhhhhh maaaannnn. i had to let one go - it was too painful to hold on. i had no choice but to drop some freinds off at the pool :D sitting there with one hand gripping the towel rack and the other clenched onto the latest issue of EQ (hoping no 'taligators' make their way up to the second floor bathroom), i dropped a bomb so impressive, Colon Powell would be proud. as i flushed, i saluted and i said "on behalf of the USA, Osama, this turds for you!!" swlooooshhhhh....chug chug chlug... a very relieved, SactoG
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