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Originally posted by Guitar Geezer:

I heard a few bits of it this AM on the Radio...Gotta admit, WIllie has always had a wry sense of humor :D

Absolutely! I love how he parodied himself in Wag The Dog. The part where he starts writing a song about a screw-up in DeNiro's plan, inspired by news footage of their mental defective "hero" being killed is absolutely sublime and hilarious! :D

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Originally posted by Kramer Ferrington III.:

Originally posted by Pappadopalus:

 

They had an unlimited no. of sheep, why did they have to have sex with each other?

 

Sheep are daggy. ;)
WTF does "daggy" mean?
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Originally posted by Pappadopalus:

I know we've always suspected this about Cowboys, so it comes as no surprise.

 

But what I don't under stand about broke back mountain is:

 

They had an unlimited no. of sheep, why did they have to have sex with each other?

 

It just doesn't add up.

Well having allot of sheep is fine but If they didn't have their knee high rubber boots with em, they where out of luck!! :D
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Originally posted by Bluesape:

Isn't all this bestiality imagery about cowboys gonna offend some country fans? Doh! http://www.websmileys.com/sm/fingers/fing20.gif Never mind! :rolleyes:

Well, it goes back a ways... look at the Beatles and "Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey". ;)

 

Seriously though, why do farm animals keep running off on blues songs? Little Red Roosters, milk cows...

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Originally posted by Bluesape:

Isn't all this bestiality imagery about cowboys gonna offend some country fans? Doh! http://www.websmileys.com/sm/fingers/fing20.gif Never mind! :rolleyes:

Naaaa, it'll just offend some beastial image aficianados. Or maybe the occasional Rock Genius and Guitar Mastermind or Troll in drag & a Police hat...

 

Guess I'm just outta the loop on Brokeback Mountain, gay cowboys, and sheep. Guess that's not necessarily such a bad thing to be left out on! :D:thu:

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Originally posted by Pappadopalus:

I know we've always suspected this about Cowboys, so it comes as no surprise.

 

But what I don't under stand about broke back mountain is:

 

They had an unlimited no. of sheep, why did they have to have sex with each other?

 

It just doesn't add up.

Two gay cowboys walkin the rage come across

a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence.

next thing you know one of the cowboys is

pourin it to the sheep,and looks over at the other

cowpoke and says you want some of this?

so the other cowboy sticks his head in the fence.

 

guess you hada be there :P

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Originally posted by Bluesape:

Mental note to throw out Tony Lama catalogue. :rolleyes:

:D

 

In point of fact my dad raised sheep many years ago and I have gotten very tired of the knee-jerk bestiality jokes that inevitably come from people south of, say, Augusta when I tell them how much Dad enjoyed raising sheep. We in the northern regions understand about livestock and don't have to make a disgusting sexual joke about everything.

 

Besides, we're the only ones who know which sheep are the really good-looking ones.

 

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I heard that Willie Nelson song today.

 

He may not be allowed back in Nashville.

 

 

All I want to know is, why did he have to mention Texas?

 

Now everyone will know that we are the drive your pickup into a Luby's, sniper in the tower, kill the pres., ride yer buddy bare back types that everyone reads about.

 

Why couldn't it just be somebody from Wyoming or Montana?

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