Morrislives

OK, here's my submission... Many years ago, I was playing a Bar Mitzvah at a beautiful, swanky hotel resort overlooking the Pacific Ocean in Southern California. Beautiful sunset, vibes were great, and plenty of beautiful women all about. We were the "cocktail music" portion before we switched over to the full-band classic rock/pop sets later on, so it was just me on keys with a KILLER saxophonist (who's actually very well-known now but shall remain nameless). The tune we were playing was a fairly difficult Miles Davis tune which I was trying to sight read. After the song is over, this cigar-chomping, 5-foot Ernest Borgnine look-alike walks up to the saxophonist and says (within earshot of the microphone), "You're GREAT!! I've never heard anyone as good as you!" He then turns to me, takes his cigar out of his mouth, points it right in my face and blurts out LOUDLY, "And YOU...you SUCK!" Needless to say, my mojo was totally destroyed that evening and I'm still traumatized after all these years.