[Craziest thing ever said to you at a gig]

"Where's the bathroom. I need to escape this psycho monkey music!" This cynical guy that I know said this at a concert last Friday because he has zero taste in music. Literally me and my other friend had to drive his car one time and he was listening to the weather report for Philadelphia. We are in Illinois fyi.

[READ ME: Searching for info on this forum]

IDK I've not really had that much difficulty searching for stuff but usually I'm not really being that specific either.