[Craziest thing ever said to you at a gig]

"Are you guys The Travelers?"

 

No ma'am, we're The Good Ole Boys."

[OT: a bit a humor, chime in with others!]

The first adult joke I ever learned.

 

Julius Caesar walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, I'll have a martinus."

 

"Don't you mean Martini, Caesar?"

 

"Hell, I only want one!"