John was a piano player who lived in NYC and played a couple of times a week in a little pub in Greenwich Village. The pub was just around the corner from NYU and was always filled with beautiful young co-eds. There was one young woman in particular that stood out from all the rest. Her name was Agnes and she was 5'4 and had dark skin with green eyes, black hair, an incredible smile and a gorgeous, nubile body. For months, she was always at the pub with friends when John played and she often danced very seductively near the piano. But recently, she had been coming to the pub alone and would sit just in front of the piano with her eyes glued to John all night. She would often buy John drinks but never really talked much and always left the pub before John's set was finished.
One night after John was finished playing, he walked to the bar to get a drink and was surprised to see Agnes standing there waiting for him. She told him that she thought his piano playing was magical and that she had been attracted to him since the first time she saw him play. She said that she had just graduated from NYU and was moving out to the west coast the very next day to start a new job. She told him she wanted to celebrate her last night in the city by making love to him and suggested they go back to her apartment. John was flattered but told her that he was very much still in love with his wife of 10 years and their two young children and although he was incredibly attracted to her, it just wasn't going to happen. Not giving up, she suggested they stay at the bar and have another drink. A few whiskeys later, the young seductress had won John over and they went back to her apartment and had amazing sex all night.
When he got back home the next morning, John tried to sneak into the bed with his wife without waking her up. His wife was already awake and she angrily demanded John, where the hell have you been? It's 7:30 in the morning! I've been awake all night worrying about you.
John replied Honey, you know I have a late gig every Wednesday night.
Your gig ends at midnight and you are always home before 2am she cried.
In a somber voice John confessed Honey, we've been married for 10 years and we have 2 beautiful children and you know I love you with all my heart and would never do anything to hurt you. We've never kept any secrets from each other and so I must tell you the truth.
Go on she insisted.
Last night after the gig he said, a beautiful 21 year old college student that has been trying to seduce me for weeks took me back to her apartment and we had amazing, hot, passionate, animal-like sex all night.
You son of a bitch! she yelled, Don't lie to me John, you had another gig didn't you?
