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2008 Tax Code
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!
HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2008, the penis will now be taxed according to size:
The brackets are as follows:
10 - 12'' Luxury Tax $300.00
8 - 10'' Pole Tax $250.00
5 - 8'' Privilege Tax $150.00
3 - 5'' Nuisance Tax $30.00
Males exceeding 12'' must file capital gains.
Anyone under 4'' is eligible for a tax refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION
:grin:
good to be a woman after all :grin:
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http://www.mediagab.com/promo/9-13-06-wed-promo.jpg
bathroom can be dangerous...
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Devotion Street
Dead End Street
very inspiring street to live on
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"Because you got an F in sex."
Thanks SilverDragonSoun! I just got divorced because my wife had also F in sex on her driving license...
plus I've go some interest in goats :grin:
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
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exact same thing happened to me but it was wet carrot...
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not only Lewinsky...
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/z/B/clinton_buddy.jpg
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http://images.hunsa.com/funny/MOJO%20Pic%20funny/bush-sandwich.jpg
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me either, but anyway it's much safer to poop into your pampers when on the road...
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http://www.justcomments.com/funnycomments-images/china.gif
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hour later and still laughing :grin:
from this one:
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
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LOL :grin:
I loved those since I'm flying a little too.
Especially this one "Evidence removed" and and this:
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
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ok, I've been playing music far too long,
because I was thinking few minutes what was funny here...
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:grin: yeah, Irish are funny guys :grin:
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music is for everyone.
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/218000/218414YEgd_w.jpg
OT: a bit a humor, chime in with others!
in The Keyboard Corner
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oh come on, you don't have to be taliban to hit on goats,
it is very popular here in america...
http://www.norgeforge.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/goat-guy.jpg