A blonde and a brunette secretary are at work, their desks facing each other. The brunette can tell the blonde is not well. She asks, "What's wrong honey, you look miserable; is it that time of the month?"
"No," replies the blonde, "just a massive headache. I don't know what to do, I took 4 Tylenols without luck."
The brunette confides, "Look, I'll let you in on a little secret of mine: when I have a migraine, I go home for lunch, and give my husband a blow job. That takes care of it!"
"Really?" says the blonde? "Yeah," the brunette replies, "you should try it; works every time!"
The blonde says alright, puts on her coat, grabs her purse, and heads out. She returns two hours later, visibly a different person. The brunette asks "So, did I tell you right, or what?"
The blonde goes "Oh, my God, you are so right; it cleared it right out!" She pauses, as if remembering a detail, then smiles and comments,"By the way, I really like how the curtains in your living room match with your sofa!"
