[Craziest thing ever said to you at a gig]

I'm not against speed metal.

I support the troops.

[Craziest thing ever said to you at a gig]

"We're a speedmetal band. When you guys go on break, can we come up and play your instruments?"

 

"No. I mean, HELL NO."

[OT: a bit a humor, chime in with others!]

A guy dies and goes to heaven. He's chatting with St. Peter and notices Bono of U2 strolling by.

 

"Wow!" he exclaims, "I didn't know Bono was here!"

 

"Oh...that's God. He just THINKS he's Bono sometimes."