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Unfortunately, I don't have any dignity left these days..... but I do have several pairs of trousers !!!

Alan..... where's your troosers ? !

Is that followed by the traditional 'Glaswegian Kiss'? ! (to our US friends - that's a headbutt !) A very warm welcome to the forum Alan - looks like, with your experiences, you'll have a lot to contribute.

Hi Andre, from a fellow piano-tuner/tech ..... it's nice to see you here. (there are a few of us knocking about on this forum - B3-er is another... a SUPERB Hammond/keyboard player) Be careful what you say tho' - stuff like the above could easily be 'jumped upon'..... ! ! ! John.

Did you read the advert? "CLASSIC FULL CONSOLE HAMMOND FROM THE MID 40'S... Comes with the tall DR-40 tone cabinet". By the way, Eric, it looks like a good buy to me for $600

A bus stops at a bus station. A train stops at a train station. At home I have a workstation

They're on each side of your head

Great quote,Mc... Reminds me of the famous John Lennon quote - Question (journalist) - "So is Ringo the best drummer in the world?" Reply (Lennon) - "He's not the best drummer in the Beatles"

' Do you ever get that feeling when you're half way through eating a horse, & you think - "I'm not as hungry as I thought I was" .

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman". The priest said, ''What do you mean, almost''? The Irishman said, ''Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'' The priest said, ''Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put £50 in the poor box'' The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him, saying ''I saw that.You didn't put any money in the poor box''. The Irishman replied, ''Yeah, but I rubbed the £50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in''

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!' He slams the door and returns to bed. 'Who was that?' asked his wife. 'Just some drunken guy asking for a push,' he answers. 'Did you help him?' she asks. 'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning, and it is pouring rain out there!' 'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!' The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?' 'Yes,' comes back the answer. 'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband. 'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark. 'Where are you?' asks the husband. 'Over here on the swing,' replied the drunk.