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Piano player walks up to singer: "Hey, how's it going?" Singer: "Oh, everything's great - I just got signed to a major deal, I'm shooting a video, got distribution, getting ready to tour - - everyone I talk to everywhere is just so excited about my project." Piano player: "Great" Singer: "So how are you doin?" Piano player: "Well, not so great. Work has just been very slow, and the only thing I have is Saturday night - $50 + tips - at The Smelly Dive Bar and Grill." Singer: "Really? You're working The Smelly Dive Bar and Grill? Hmmm . . who's booking it????