Guy Smiley

Then we could have Cass Carpenter and Tennille .

A guy comes home from work, walks in the front door and WHAM ! ... his wife belts him over the head with a frypan. "What was that for ? " says the bloke. "That was for the piece of paper I found in your pants pocket with Jenny written on it " says wife. "But that was the name of the horse I backed last week " says the guy. Wife is most apologetic, gets him a beer and starts to prepare his dinner. Three days later the guy comes home from work, walks in the door and WHAM ! ... the wife thumps him again ... this time with an even bigger frypan. " What was THAT for ? " says the guy picking himself up off the floor. Wife replies ... " Your horse just phoned ". .

.... me at skool wen I was jus wittle ... "GUY SMILEY ! Sit up straight, stop picking your nose and put that Keyboard magazine away ". "Yes Miss Jackson". "That's better Guy. Now, what would you like to be when you grow up ? " "A musician Miss Jackson". "Well I'm sorry Guy but you can't be BOTH ! " .....