A guy and his buddy are out in the woods hunting. One of the hunters looks through the scope on his rifle and says to the other: "Hey, Joe, I can see your house from here, and your wife is cheatin' on you with some other guy."
Joe says, "Well, shoot her in the damn head and shoot him in his privates."
The first hunter says, "Dang, I can do that in one shot!"
:GRIN: