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Thanks for the suggestion Linwood , I felt it was a little muddy also, but I just used the organ on garageband, The recording was areal eye opener on how to improve my organ playing . I could see lots of areas that needed work, and lots of rythym and timing issues. Its a basic 1-6-2-5. I"m a novice trying to fiqure out the organ and get tones to sound better. I have a ways to go but then again,I couldn't even solo in the right hand and play left hand chords a year ago F13 /D7#9 / G7 #5/ C7#9 LH Eb A D F# C F F B Eb E Bb Eb

Okay here is a rough draft of a jazz organ type song I wrote for my band ,It is not a mastered recording It has afew rough spots, but it got the idea across to my mates Greg on the Web

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