captainmri

I'm not against speed metal. I support the troops.

"We're a speedmetal band. When you guys go on break, can we come up and play your instruments?" "No. I mean, HELL NO."

A guy dies and goes to heaven. He's chatting with St. Peter and notices Bono of U2 strolling by. "Wow!" he exclaims, "I didn't know Bono was here!" "Oh...that's God. He just THINKS he's Bono sometimes."