Once there was a B-3 player who was an occasional weekend player in a bar band in Winnipeg.
He met a genie, who promised him three wishes.
For his first wish he asked to be a better musician,
so he was enabled to quit his day gig and play the best bars full-time.
For his second wish, he asked to be an even better musician,
and he became the man for a big-name recording and touring act.
For his third wish, he wished to be still better as a musician,
and so he ended up playing B-3 in a weekend bar band in Winnipeg.