#513951 - 05/02/02 09:18 AM
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Skip_dup1
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try to find some more of these-
the bush was ambushed
the dish was disheveled
the bell was embellished
let`s have some good ones!
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#513952 - 05/02/02 04:13 PM
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Bob sat in his Ford Aerostar, with its cheap homemade sale sign, too upset to play his stringed instrument. Why? Because:
The lute was convoluted,
Bob was discombobulated, and
The sad van tag was disadvantageous.
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#513953 - 05/03/02 12:00 AM
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SkiNNY MulLIGan
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if you take an Asian person and spin them around until they get really dizzy....
Is the Oriental guy disoriented?
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#513954 - 05/06/02 05:16 AM
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if you eject sputum from your mouth,
is it being disputed?
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#513955 - 05/06/02 06:13 AM
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She thought she'd been spied by a fine looking rooster,
but actually he was just cockeyed..
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#513956 - 05/08/02 12:15 PM
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a guy stood in the middle of traffic, yelling `bomb Iraq!` `bomb North Korea!` `kick their asses!` finally the police came and took him away.
He had a war rant for his arrest.
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#513957 - 05/08/02 02:47 PM
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A sea of hollywood glamour displayed on red carpet,
Some had sweated to exercise their bodies
Others exercised their wallets and simply excised the fat.
Jerry
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#513958 - 05/11/02 03:54 AM
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but you're really talking about a mother. 
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